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www.uproxx.com are the top 20 5 Second Videos Presented by UPROXX.com and 5secondfilms.com The rules are simple: 2 seconds of beginning titles, 5 seconds of film, 1 second of end titles. If you take umbrage with these 5sfs running at an actual length of 8 seconds, we can only assume you're no fun at dinner parties. Please visit 5SF YouTube page www.youtube.com
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Apple asked each Insomnia team to use three of a set of elements in their short films, among them Robin Darjeeling, dutch angles, dream sequences, match cuts, radio static, a tuxedo, a birdcage, old man makeup, and (most importantly to us) the line "Don't tempt me." We didn't win anything, and one look at Stranger Danger should tell you why. In fact, there's a warrant out for our arrest because of it.
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"This compilation from 5secondfilms.com is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. So fuck you". -- James Madison.
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The Fire Island Players Present: 5-Second Films (Ed Wood 2007)The year after our "Slippery When Wet" entry in the annual 24-hour filmmaking competition at USC ("5 Seconds of Slip"), we stepped it up and brought our B-minus game with a deeper crew, two cameras and luckily a better prompt: "My Eyes Are Killing Me." Also, I guess we had to include a mirror or something. Many consider this 5secondfilms' crowning achievement, for The Brilliant Dr. Eye alone, and I'm not in a real position to say otherwise, since it's the only reason we could have possibly won Best Picture and Audience Choice come awards night. Many thanks to all who participated, the cookies were delicious and the Night Train was pungent.
When the cops do drunk-stops in this town, they usually make you get out and walk a straight line while high-fiving them and reciting the lyrics to "Back in Black" backwards. Nobody gets that last part right, so then you go to prison for the night.
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Some may accuse us of being joke thieves. Well, it goes both ways, and all we can say is, dont walk in our park and we wont walk in yours. Unless youve got clean restrooms.
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Brian Firenzi goes mad with the power of digital technology and redoes all the classics to make them fucking perfect! Want an AIDS Shirt? Check out our store: store.5secondfilms.com
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The year after our Slippery When Wet entry in the annual 24-hour filmmaking competition at USC (5 Seconds of Slip), we stepped it up and brought our B-minus game with a deeper crew, two cameras and luckily a better prompt: My Eyes Are Killing Me. Also, I guess we had to include a mirror or something. Many consider this 5secondfilms crowning achievement, for The Brilliant Dr. Eye alone, and Im not in a real position to say otherwise, since its the only reason we could have possibly won Best Picture and Audience Choice come awards night. Many thanks to all who participated, the cookies were delicious and the Night Train was pungent.
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If you like this video PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! and visit our website: 5secondfilms.com From Chaz Michaelson (boss@newsolutionscorp.com) RE: Job performance Hello Collin, Just wanted to let you know you're up for review. Some of your co-workers, who shall remain anonymous, have filed several complaints that you're proving to be a disruption at work. Is there any particular reason you scream "Uhh" at the top of your lungs for the duration of your time at work each day? If you're confused about your action items, there are procedures for dealing with that as we discussed at last week's staff meeting. There's no need to be disruptive by voicing your confusion for 8 hours straight. Please see me tomorrow. Thanks, Chaz
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A compilation of some of the better 5 Second Films from the creative team at 5secondfilms.com
Mzxlpltxzyl always opens up meta-reality portals to punishingly bleak urban melodramas, and C-Pain always jumps in them. What am I supposed to do? Wait patiently outside and treat the subject matter with the sensitivity it deserves? Thats my cat in there, dammit!
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Hi everyone! This is my video about 5 second films! All films are from 5secondfilms.com. Soundtrack David Guetta - Memories I hope You enjoy ^_^
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This is a compilation of the 86 Best Videos "5 seconds" films in my opinion. It's a simple job, but that goes with much love to all who make up this great team that make us laugh every day of the week, especially Michael Rousselet, with whom I had the chance to meet and is an exceptional person, peace for all :)
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It is, however, a bank holiday. And her father was a banker, before a donkey kicked him in the solar plexus and killed him on impact. He died in a field of dandelions, but they buried him with pink roses on November 16th, in a rumpled powder blue dress shirt, with a funeral procession led by a red sedan with limited trunk space. Just saying: He could've gone with that if he had any memory.
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His reign of terror gripped the Pacific Southeast for months, much like his incredibly dextrous fingers could grip the ceiling of any victim's bedroom. Eventually, he was discovered by a cleaning lady who was vacuuming the carpet.
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Recreations of movies from the 5 Second Films youtube channel. awesome channel, check it out. 2 seconds of intro title, 5 seconds of film, 1 second of ending title 1. Creepy Hug 2. Never Switch A Switcher 3. The Earl Touch 4. The Day Before Yesterday When Everything Was OK and There Weren't Any Zombies 5. Huy Vs. The Coffee 6. Xtrym Thrzt 7. The Changling 8. Overworked, Underpaid 9. Street Cleaning Day
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Last week, they found cherry bombs in a kid's shoes at the airport. There's a connection here, but you won't hear about it from the bought-and-paid-for, pro-child
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Slippery When Wet was the line to be used at USCs 2006 Ed Wood Film Festival. With a 24-hour deadline looming (much of which was spent in Fatburger waiting for a AAA truck to get the keys out of our locked car), we were up against the gun to confuse, annoy, astonish and offend as many film students as possible. We won no prizes, a sure sign of success in this regard, and celebrated our underachievement with a basket of Tex-Mex Spicetastic Fajita Poppers at Bennigans.
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This is one of the 5 second films I helped create for my scriptwriting class. Cast/Crew: Darby, Caleb, Caleb, Michael, Chris
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World-renowned filmmaker Brian Firenzi delves back into the 5-Second Films archive to revise, rewrite and restore old 5sfs in his original vision. The first in a week-long series, "Death Ray From Space," gives us all a look inside the mind of a put-upon savant whose only constraints are money, time, and lack of digital innovation at the time of filming. With commentary by the filmmaker.
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A little girl's revenge on Christmas sends a tactical nuke strike to the North Pole where protesting elves find themselves on the worst naughty list possible.
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It keeps going, and eventually involves a game of naked whiskey twister being played while whistling Rihanna's "We Found Love." They have to plan their whole day around these handshakes, but the attention is always worth it, negative or otherwise.
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The elves knew what they were getting themselves into when they started fomenting rebellion. A quelling was as inevitable as the rolling shifts of the snowbanks.
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There was a dummy attache, filled with old Bennigan's receipts, that kept the cops busy while they drained the Hudson looking for it. Meanwhile, an inconspicuous tan Chevy sped off into the marshland, eventually climbing higher and higher into the sky and disappearing with a twinkly flourish. Only the children noticed, as children often do. But alas, it was not enough evidence for the prosecution to push for Murder 1.
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Jesus remembered this kid from way back, when he tried to rob a bank with his dad and got off with a light sentence. It marked the last time Billy would be tried as a minor. In fact, it marked the last time Billy anything. Sorry, that's all I got.
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An intern can really work their way up the ladder here if they make an effective lava monster, knowing who to tag (eg not the boss) and when to suggest getting Dunkaroos from the break room.
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