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Saying hello to my subscribers, revealing a little more info about me, and asking them to take a quick survey so I can get to know them (and serve them) better.


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The Tao of Pinochet - 1950's Serial - Episode One


The first in a ten part, vintage cliffhanger series starring Intergalactic hero, Sergeant Sway (Raymond Mayes). Sway is pitted against his deadliest foe yet, a corrosive Chilean dictator hell-bent on annihilating the universe! This never-before-seen weekly serial from the 1950's has now FINALLY been unleashed for an unsuspecting populace. Beware of the Manipulatorga Machine! Release date: November 9, 1956 This week's episode stars Raymond Mayes, Harold Mellano, Lionel McShannon, Marcus McShannon, Manfred Welles, Marv Satterwhite, Adrian Jose Luis Obispo Jorgenson Correa ESQ, and Alexander Breckenridge. Written & Directed by Burn Offenberger Music by Kevin MacLeod


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Give the Po' Man a Break - Fatboy Slim Video (2000)


There is a prologue film first. The MUSIC VIDEO follows at 1:11 mark. Please VOTE, COMMENT, and/or even SUBSCRIBE if you're bored want mo' entertainment. Directed by Brennan Howard (2000). This spec video for Fatboy Slim from the "Better Living Through Chemistry" album features Mr. Cook, a passionate high school band teacher, who goes mano y mano with his deflated world. Starring Daniel Patrick Morris and a cast of lifeless jerks.


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Rushing (Moby Video 2000)


Directed by Brennan Howard. A spec music video for Moby's "PLAY" album. A high school janitor's life is more complicated than you think... Starring Daniel Patrick Morris and Dena Orr.


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"The Temple of Phenomenal Things" (1997)


Directed by Brennan Howard. Please VOTE, COMMENT, and/or SUBSCRIBE if you're bored and want mo' entertainment. Part trailer, part surveillance footage from TOPT, a powerful new-age sect with an affinity for velvet. Recruiter Buddy Young encounters a hopeful ensign child who claims to be the illegitimate son of the church's founder, Randall B. Dawn. Starring Brennan Howard, Matthew Gottesman, Brian Lally, Kenneth Moskow, Mark Pellegrino, Sean Barnes, Kristin Minter, David Koresh, Pat Robertson, Billy Graham, and Bella the Elephant.


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"LOW" (Trailer)


Written and directed by Brennan Howard. December, 1970. A retired boxer (Rhomeyn Johnson) and a forgotten jazz trumpeter (Rob Arbogast) spend a lost weekend in a California desert motel before all hell breaks loose. Loosely based on the final days of Sonny Liston, and his friendship with Chet Baker. Co-starring Drew Richards, Tim Taule, Jackie Haigh, Brian Lally, Jonny Vincent, and Melysa Houser. Premiered at Method Fest 2008 and championed by the LA Daily News. lowthefilm.com


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"Straighten Up America!" (Part 1)


Strong language advisory. Directed by Brennan Howard. This documentary short film chronicles the rise of Nathaniel "Nate" Jacobson and his flock. Nate's minions are dedicated to the principles of "conversion therapy," the controversial process of converting homosexuals to a straight lifestyle. This film has been banned in Norway. Written by Michael Barker & Brennan Howard and starring Michael Barker, Brian Lally, Kristin Minter, Jason George, Erin Chandler, Rich Magallanes, Connie Blankenship, Michael Henry, Jon Lear, Mark Gottesman, Brennan Howard, and Sam Whipple.


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Wifi Battle#20 Jsaok3 vs. Blahblahblah -EPIC-


Battle against a great battler and good buddy, Blahcubed from Regileague. This was epic, not much more needs to be said. I OWN NOTHING, NOT EVEN MY CLOTHES. Join a friendly Pokemon community suitable for beginners and experts here: regileague.forumup.com Take on the Gym League and collect badges and symbols. The Regi League is where the challenge begins! The Regi League is also now on YouTube! Our YT will be featuring League battles, Tutorial videos and lots of other fun clips that represent our community. TheRegiChannel is a group project with lots of established YouTube battlers contributing; such as WastedSkyPirate [me Kawalski, Lyfsaho, UnhappyParabola, TheIzzet, JsaokPwns, MrRasputin and many more! Check us out here: youtube.com


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Seasons Greetings from PINOCHET?


Directed by Brennan Howard. Our benevolicious dictator bids YOU and all you puny minions a "Cha Cha Cha" holiday. Featuring sassy, Chilean conchitas, Ginger Henson and Melysa Houser, as well as a random talk show host puppet, and the vocal stylings of muy guapo Jonny Vincent. PINOCHET LIKE! "The Tao of Pinochet" is coming to YOU in 2009.


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"LOW" (The Farmers Sequence)


Directed by Brennan Howard. This scene is from the third act of "LOW" (strong language advisory). Set in December, 1970, retired boxer Sonny Liston (Rhomeyn Johnson) and fallen jazz matinée idol, Chet Baker (Rob Arbogast), are on the run from the mob and hitchhike a fast getaway with two farmers and their goat. Featuring Ricardo Molina, Danny Molina, Brian Lally, Tim Taule, Lexi Kiana Ryan, and Chava the goat. A review of the film can be found at the LA Daily News here: www.la.com And the film's official website is here: lowthefilm.com


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"LOW" (Deleted Scenes - Commune Episode 1)


Directed by Brennan Howard. This entire sequence (more episodes to come) was DELETED from the final film. Sonny Liston and Chet Baker find themselves lost in the California mountains as a bizarre sect finds them and offers the fallen icons a Twilight Zone ride for two. Featuring Rhomeyn Johnson, Rob Arbogast, Lexi Kiana Ryan, Leslie McManus, Cristie Schoen, and Julian Orr. lowthefilm.com


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"LOW" (Deleted Scenes - Commune Episode 2)


Directed by Brennan Howard. This DELETED SEQUENCE from the feature continues with Sonny Liston and Chet Baker's trek with a trio of hippies leading the icons (and their stolen goat) to a reclusive commune in the California mountains. Starring Rhomeyn Johnson, Rob Arbogast, Lexi Kiana Ryan, Roberto Perez, Leslie McManus, Cristie Schoen, Heather Horwitz, and a horde of commune dwellers.


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"Straighten Up America!" (Part 2)


PART 2 - Strong language advisory. Directed by Brennan Howard. This documentary short film chronicles the rise of Nathaniel "Nate" Jacobson and his flock. Nate's minions are dedicated to the principles of "conversion therapy," the controversial process of converting homosexuals to a straight lifestyle. This film has been banned in Norway. Written by Michael Barker & Brennan Howard and starring Michael Barker, Brian Lally, Kristin Minter, Jason George, Erin Chandler, Rich Magallanes, Connie Blankenship, Michael Henry, Jon Lear, Mark Gottesman, Brennan Howard, and Sam Whipple.


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"LOW" (Deleted Scenes - Commune Episode 3)


Directed by Brennan Howard. In this third episode of the DELETED COMMUNE SERIES, Sonny Liston (Rhomeyn Johnson) now meets the leader of a mysterious commune playing host to the former heavyweight champion. Father (Matthew Kenna) and his concubine, The Channeler (Ginger Henson) offer the boxer some peyote as a peace offering. Meanwhile, Sonny's buddy and famed trumpeter, Chet Baker (Rob Arbogast), waits for Sonny's return and realizes his food has been spiked by evil hippies. Featuring Rhomeyn Johnson, Rob Arbogast, Matthew Kenna, Ginger Henson, Leslie McManus, Cristie Schoen, Brennan Howard, Roberto Perez, and Matthew Finley as the ghost of Jimmy Barton.


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"DICK RICHARDS" (Dick Dunn Outtakes)


Directed by Brennan Howard and Anna Densley. These OUTTAKES from "Dick Richards" (1994) feature attorney Dick Dunn (Michael Kelley) attempting to deflect the questions posed by off-camera investigator, Michael Sollis (Brian Lally).


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"DICK RICHARDS" w/Ashley Judd (a REMIX Clip)


Directed by Brennan Howard and Anna Densley (1994). This brief blip features TV reporter Michael Sollis (Brian Lally), tormented by his investigation into an insidious extras casting agency run by German cowboys and lisping deviants. His expose leads him to a crippled, phlegmatic extra, Julie (Ashley Judd). Starring Brian Lally, Scott Trost, and Mark Pellegrino.


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"Mentaljudgemendel" clip (2002)


Directed by Brennan Howard. Strong language - parental discretion advised. A brief clip in BLACK & WHITE/COLOR about a freshman traffic court judge spinning out of control and his trusty bailiff who offers consolation through tequila and tango. Starring Brennan Howard as Barry and Danny Molina as the Bailiff.


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"LOW" (Deleted Scenes - Thirsty? Me, too.)


Directed by Brennan Howard. This deleted scene is in COLOR, but the sound is not properly mixed toward the end. Doomed boxer Sonny Liston (Rhomeyn Johnson) is holed up in a shabby hotel room with a mafia lieutenant (Tim Taule) held hostage. Both distract themselves by listening to the trumpet solo of Chet Baker in the hotel room next door. "Thirsty? Me, too."


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"Mary" (Trailer)


"MARY" (2009) is a documentary about Mary Evans, reformed debutante, barfly, gambler, and grandmother extraordinaire. Directed by Brennan Howard.


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No Horseplay in Santa Monica


To all who have been tempted to hop the Ocean Avenue fence; this edit shall shame thee into submission.


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The Tao of Pinochet (2011) MAIN TRAILER


The release of the benevolent dictator's OFFICIAL TRAILER coincides with the launch of our swanky, brand new website: www.thetaoofpinochet.com "THE TAO OF PINOCHET" stars Jonny Vincent and Matthew Kenna along with a cast of never-ending "Love Boat" cameos. This official trailer features Mr. Vincent and Mr. Kenna as well as Melysa Sparks, JD Coburn, Jason Britt, Cristie Schoen, Drew Richards, Rob Arbogast, Jackie Haigh, Kristin Minter, and Jon Lear. Not for the faint of heart or anyone flirting with an ADHD disorder. Written & Directed by Brennan Howard. Edited by Manfred Welles. Running time: 1 min., 56 sec.


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"LOW" (Deleted Scenes - The Jack Sharp Show)


Directed by Brennan Howard. A black and white clip of the opener of "THE JACK SHARP SHOW" where Chet Baker, aka The Jazzman, is a guest. Featuring Eric Edwards as Jack, Cristie Schoen as the Geritol Gal, and Rob Arbogast as The Musician. lowthefilm.com


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The Tao of Pinochet - 1950's Serial - Episode Three


The third in a ten part, vintage cliffhanger series starring Intergalactic hero, Sergeant Sway (Raymond Mayes). Colonel Turkle (Harold Mellano), Sgt. Sway, and the Moon Base commando squad have finally reached scorched Earth and prepare their search for the buried dictator in a ravaged Chilean resort. Will they find Pinochet before his minions arrive? And can they avoid being squashed by the gigantic Bug Man (Lionel McShannon)?! This never-before-seen weekly serial from the 1950's has now FINALLY been unleashed for an unsuspecting populace. Beware of the Manipulatorga Machine! Release date: November 16, 1956 This week's episode stars Raymond Mayes, Harold Mellano, Lionel McShannon, and Manfred Welles. Written & Directed by Burn Offenberger Music by Kevin MacLeod Narrated by Lionel McShannon


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The Tao of Pinochet - 1950's Serial - Episode Four


The fourth installment in a ten part, vintage cliffhanger series starring Intergalactic hero, Sergeant Sway (Raymond Mayes). A galactic tractor beam has snared Sway away from the war on Earth. Meanwhile, KGB Agent Politburo (Tallulah Gruey) commands her zombie legion to find their leader, the buried Chilean Dictator. Will they find him? Can the Alien Priestess (Tracy Tippett) revive Sgt. Sway in time to save the galaxy? Does your recycled bike helmet serve as an interpreter for alien civilizations? Stay tuned... This never-before-seen weekly serial from the 1950's has now FINALLY been unleashed for an unsuspecting populace. Beware of the Manipulatorga Machine! Release date: November 23, 1956 This week's episode stars Raymond Mayes, Tracy Tippett, Tallulah Gruey, Rodrigo Peron MD, Lexi Bella as Zomberella, Manfred Welles as Zombie No. 1, and the vocal stylings of Lionel McShannon. Written & Directed by Burn Offenberger Music by Kevin MacLeod


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"LOW" (The Hustlers Sequence)


Directed by Brennan Howard. This scene is from the third act of "LOW" (strong language advisory). Set in December, 1970, fallen jazz matinée idol, Chet Baker (Rob Arbogast), has a bizarre bathroom interlude that bad heroin and two hustlers (Jonny Vincent and Melysa Houser) can't remedy. Stick around for the hit song "Spinning Top" at the end of the clip...you won't be sorry. A review of the film can be found at the LA Daily News here: www.la.com And the film's official website is here: lowthefilm.com


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The Tao of Pinochet - 1950's Serial - Episode Five


The fifth installment in a ten part, vintage cliffhanger series chronicles the adventures of Mother Earth's Intergalactic hero, the mustachioed and ever-randy Sergeant Sway (Raymond Mayes). In this episode, the Alien Priestess (Tracy Tippett) introduces Sway to Murg (Catfish Curtis), the Basil Rathbone of space and co-pilot of the alien ship that sucked Sway up into the cosmos. Both aliens must ally themselves with Sway in order to not only secure the Manipulatorga Machine back on Earth, but also find Sway's yet-to-be-determined Queen. However, the Chilean Dictator has other plans for this trio in yet another gastric-tingling adventure. This never-before-seen weekly serial from the 1950's has now FINALLY been unleashed for an unsuspecting populace. Beware of the Zombifry! Release date: November 30, 1956 This week's episode stars Raymond Mayes, Tracy Tippett, Catfish Curtis, Rodrigo Peron MD, Gracie Ando, Harold Mellano, and the vocal stylings of Lionel McShannon. Written & Directed by Burn Offenberger Music by Kevin MacLeod


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The Tao of Pinochet - 1950's Serial - Episode Six


The sixth installment in a ten part, vintage cliffhanger series brings our hero, the baritone and hormonal Sergeant Sway (Raymond Mayes) closer to confronting his nemesis, the Chilean Dictator . In this episode, the Alien Priestess (Tracy Tippett) and Murg (Catfish Curtis) find themselves stranded on a nuke-ravaged Earth with only Sway's fireside bedtime banter to keep their sunken spirits alive. This never-before-seen weekly serial from the 1950's never aired because the series was yanked after audiences were left to believe that Episode Five was the final episode (see end of Episode Five for clarification) and thus, never returned for future viewings. Release date: Never (or 1956 if you're desperate for answers) This week's episode stars Raymond Mayes, Tracy Tippett, Catfish Curtis, Gracie Ando, Harold Mellano, Manfred Welles, and Lexi Cataga Bella Swan Ian Kiana Ryan. Written & Directed by Burn Offenberger Music by Kevin MacLeod


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"LOW" (Deleted Pre-Concert Scene in COLOR)


Directed by Brennan Howard. This deleted clip is in COLOR and features an addled Chet Baker, confronting withdrawals and his caffeinated manager backstage before a doomed comeback concert. Starring Rob Arbogast as the Musician, Drew Richards as the Manager, and Eric Edwards as the Stagehand. lowthefilm.com


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"DICK RICHARDS" (Teddy Clip)


Directed by Brennan Howard and Anna Densley. This is a brief ditty from "Dick Richards" (1994) starring Ashley Judd. This clip features Donny (Kenneth Moskow) who finds himself working for a fraudulent extras casting agency. Here, Donny approaches the stoner accountant, Teddy (Brennan Howard), about some refund issues. Some strong language provided by Michael Kelley on a phone intercom.


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"LOW" (Deleted Scenes - The Musician)


Directed by Brennan Howard. This brief BLACK and WHITE bit features a strung-out Chet Baker who is suddenly confronted by performance anxiety and a pestering ghost during a live set. Featuring Rob Arbogast as The Musician and Eric Edwards as The Stagehand eating a big sandwich. lowthefilm.com


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"LOW" (Deleted Scenes - The Boxer)


Directed by Brennan Howard. This black and white DELETED SCENE bit features a relaxed Sonny Liston and his hotel guest. Starring Rhomeyn Johnson and Tim Taule. lowthefilm.com


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"LOW" (Deleted Scenes - The Manager)


Directed by Brennan Howard. This brief BLACK and WHITE clip features a strung-out Chet Baker receiving a pep-talk from his caffeinated manager. Featuring Drew Richards as The Manager and Rob Arbogast as The Musician. lowthefilm.com


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