
Merry Christmas, #FakeWesteros! XO XO XO -- Greeg, Shitmouth, Raff, Tickler~ (Spoilers from all books.) Lyrics: Crashing through the snow A fatarse named Sam the Slay -- er! Away from the wights he goes Shrieking all the way -- NO, NO, NOOO!!! Bells on THE WALL ring Making Jon Snow race Ramsay Bolton sent a note Signed with a troll face Jinglebell, Jinglebell Jinglebell was slain Robb Stark got all shot to fuck And Catelyn laid an egg -- Hey! Jinglebell, Jinglebell Jinglebell was slain Robb Stark got his head chopped off And Grey Wind got the same Whoring around Meereen Dany has daddy issues Daario isn't hot ...But I guess his pubes are blue Myrcella and Tommen dance While their mum cooks up a goose Sansa should just kill Little Finger Cause Sandor's tears are on the fucking loose Jinglebell, Jinglebell Jinglebell was slain Cat was thrown dead in the stream But rose to kill in pain -- Freys! Jinglebell, Jinglebell Jinglebell was slain Brienne and Jaime had a bath And Arya should do the same -- Peeyew, eh? Loras and Renly prance Clad in festive skirts Stannis cracks some fucking nuts And Joff raps till it hurts Melisandre's tits bounce in time As Theon tries a lute Too bad he's missing all those fingers He can't even switch to the flute -- Haha! Jinglebell, Jinglebell Jinglebell was slain Winter is here, all men must die And there's a comet red like flame -- ...Oh, Shit! Jinglebell, Jinglebell Jinglebell was slain Men all fear the Red Priests' Lord But your horses fear my <b>...</b>
A Song of Ice and Fire
Game of Thrones
Gregor Clegane
Jingle Bells
Parody
Demigod
Prototype