Deriver- Calculus Parody of Survivor by Destiny's Child
This a project that we did for our Calculus class at Forney High School. It is a parody of Destiny's Child's song and music video Survivor. The lyrics are right here if you want to look. Enjoy! Verse 1 With Calculus in my life, I'm so much better. I couldn't live without you much longer. I would be broke without ya, now I'll be richer. When I derive, my brain gets stronger. When I know more about ya I get wiser. I was stupid without ya, and now I'm smarter. When Skidmama hands me out differential equations, Sometimes they stress me out, but I be chillin' Chorus 'Cause I'm a deriver I'm not gonna give up On these equations I'mma derive harder I'm a deriver I'm gonna solve it I will derive Keep on derivin' Verse 2 I take the first derivative of a function, It shows me the slope of the line tangent. Position, velocity, and acceleration. I have always loved differentiation. I can always evaluate those expressions, And I know every one of the trig functions. And I know my way around the unit circle. You cheat off of me, you'll get a purple nurple. Bridge The concavity test, And all of the rest. At Calculus I am the best. (I'm smarter now that) I learned about the discontinuities (I'm smarter now that) I learned about differentiability (I'm smarter now that) I learned the trigonomic identities (I'm smarter now that) I've got these Calculus capabilities (I'm smarter now that) I know the correct way to integrate 'Cause Skidmama taught me all about that Delicious Solo After all of <b>...</b>
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