Fred Marple explains Digital TV

Fred Marple, from the town of Frost Heaves, NH, explains digital television and the impact it has had on "the most under-appreciated town in New Hampshire." Visit frostheaves.com for more nonsense.
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Fred Marple on Christmas Tree Lights

Fred Marple, from Frost Heaves, NH, has a theory about Christmas tree lights, one that makes about as much sense as anything else Fred comes up with. Go to http:/frostheaves.com for more of his useless knowledge.
Fred Marple and the Pilgrims

Fred Marple, unofficial spokesman for the town of Frost Heaves, New Hampshire, visits Plymouth, Massachusetts and tells the story of the pilgrims as only he can, complete with errors, omissions, and a few outright lies. Visit frostheaves.com for more nonsense.
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Fred Marple on the Signs of Fall

Fred Marple from Frost Heaves, New Hampshire sees the approach of autumn in some familiar places, plus a few you might not expect. Of course, Fred often sees things, so that may not mean much. See more nonsense from Fred at frostheaves.com.
Fred Marple's Advice for Non-Sports Fans

Fred Marple has some advice for folks who really don't care that New England has a team in the upcoming Super Bowl--or any other sporting event, for that matter. Visit frostheaves.com for more of Fred's ramblings, along with a lot of other nonsense.
Fred Marple presents "How to Avoid Visitors"

Real Yankees aren't much for company. Now you too can prevent accidental neighborliness, with this timely instructional video from Fred Marple. For more nonsense, visit frostheaves.com.
Fred Marple asks, "Are you a real Yankee?"

Fred Marple works the crowd at the annual meeting of the Central NH VNA and Hospice, a lovely group of people who, it seems, are indeed real Yankees. Visit Fred at frostheaves.com for more nonsense.
Fred Marple on New England roads

Fred Marple from Frost Heaves, NH, explains New England roads to people from away--and why it's so easy to get lost. Find more Fred nonsense at frostheaves.com.
Bring Fred Marple to your town.

Fred Marple, from Frost Heaves, NH, is available to bring his...unique style of humor to your town, library, corporate event, or animal husbandry contest. More information available at frostheaves.com.
On the Road with Fred Marple

Once again, Fred Marple and the missus are headed off on a fact-finding mission to the south, flying (or driving, actually) in the face of common sense and better judgment. They're hoping to pick up some good ideas to put Frost Heaves, NH back on the map. Follow their ongoing (and previous) adventures at frostheaves.com.
Fred goes Christmas shopping

It's "Black Friday," the day after Thanksgiving, and Fred Marple from Frost Heaves, New Hampshire, is doing a little Christmas shopping at his favorite place. See more of Fred's nonsense at frostheaves.com.
Yoga for Yankees

Fred Marple presents a yoga workout just for New Englanders. Available at yogaforyankees.com
A word (or two) about Frost Heaves

Fred Marple, from Frost Heaves, NH, explains some of the theories about Frost Heaves. As usual, his ideas are worth about what you paid for them. More nonsense at frostheaves.com
The Greatest Hits of Frost Heaves

Fred Marple previews The Greatest Hits of Frost Heaves, coming May 11-12, 2012 in Peterborough, NH
Getting Ready for the Big One

Fred Marple is getting ready for the hurricane that may be headed towards New England. As usual, his approach is unique, and probably not one you want to follow. More nonsense at frostheaves.com.
Fred Goes Big Time

Fred Marple, star of "Yoga for Yankees," has a big announcement to make.
How cold is it?

Fred Marple and the missus are having a disagreement about just how cold it is in Frost Heaves right now. Here's Fred trying to make a point in is own inimitable way. For more of Fred's foolishness, visit frostheaves.com
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Moose Crossing

Fred Marple unveils the latest project from the Frost Heaves Regional Economic Development council...which will probably be about as successful as all its other projects. More nonsense at frostheaves.com.
A Tank for Frost Heaves

Fred Marple reports on the recent town meeting in Frost Heaves, NH, at which a suggestion was made that the town needed an anti-terrorism tank, just like the big cities around here got. Check out more nonsense at frostheaves.com.
Fred's Ark

It has been raining quite a bit in the town of Frost Heaves, New Hampshire, and Fred Marple has a few ideas about the cause, which are about as sensible as you would expect. He's also got a plan. Need we say more? See more of Fred's nonsense at frostheaves.com
The Lessons of History

Fred Marple has a warning for those who think traffic circles are the answer to every problem, drawn from his slightly (all right, very) skewed view of American history. More nonsense at frostheaves.com
Christmas shopping at the Swap Shed

Fred Marple is kicking off "Plaid Friday," a day of shopping at local, independent retailers, with a visit to the Frost Heaves swap shed, home of the ultimate bargain. See more nonsense at frostheaves.com.
Summer in Frost Heaves

Summer is winding down in Frost Heaves, NH, and here's Fred Marple with an update on the latest happenings. Visit frostheaves.com for more nonsense.
What is a Frost Heave?

Fred Maple, on a fact-finding mission of the south for the town of Frost Heaves, NH, found at least one gentleman who got it right. Of course, he was from Canada. More nonsense at frostheaves.com
Frost Heaves returns to The Barnstormers Theatre

Fred Marple presents "Frost Heaves" at The Barnstormers Theatre, May 26, 2012. Here's a little preview of the nonsense. Tickets at 603-323-8500.
Morning In Frost Heaves

In Frost Heaves, New Hampshire, everyone needs something to help them kick-start their day. See more nonsense at frostheaves.com
Colonoscopy Christmas

An original "Song on the Spot" written in fifteen minutes during the Dec. 11, 2011 performance of Frost Heaves. More nonsense at frostheaves.com.






