
CHICO, CA - On the night of March 21st, 2008, Aye Jay! of Janky! Industries (Gangsta Rap Coloring Book, Heavy Metal Fun Time Activity Book, etc.) held a band vs. band competition at local watering hole, Nick's Night Club. He invited Erin Lizardo to participate. Unable to locate a suitable challenger, called in a favor from his friend, Catlike Reflexes. Catlike Reflexes showed up with an array of friends to accompany him on stage. The next hour would see an increasingly uncomfortable audience slip into confusion, then slowly into rage as Catlike Reflexes and friends proceeded to abuse everyone in the room (and some not present), including the venue, its owner, the promoter, the local press, the local music awards ceremony, all the bands in the room, his close friends, his enemies, and anyone else unfortunate enough to cross his path. In "Winning Hearts and Minds," we will show you how to worm yourself into an audience's heart, digest it, and then defecate while working your way back out. Fuck count: 0 Videography by: Jpeg ( www.myspace.com/jpeg01 )
tony
clifton
neil
hamburger
bill
hicks
catlike
reflexes
Bear
Hunter
drunk
comedy
andy
kaufman
Erin
Lizardo
Hearts
Minds
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