Dumbledore and Snape having a "conversation" about being gay. To the song "If you were gay" by Avenue Q ROD(Snape): Aah, an afternoon alone with my favorite book, "Broadway Musicals of the 1940s." No roommate to bother me. How could it get any better than this? NICKY(Dumbledore): Oh,hi Rod! ROD: Hi Nicky. NICKY: Hey Rod, you'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning. This guy was smiling at me and talking to me ROD: That's very interesting. NICKY: He was being real friendly, and I think he was coming on to me. I think he might've thought I was gay! ROD: Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this? Why should I care? I don't care. What did you have for lunch today? NICKY: Oh, you don't have to get all defensive about it, Rod... ROD: I'm NOT getting defensive! What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay? I'm trying to read. NICKY: Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Rod. I just think it's something we should be able to talk about. ROD: I don't want to talk about it, Nicky! This conversation is over!!! NICKY: Yeah, but... ROD: OVER!!! NICKY: Well, okay, but just so you know — IF YOU WERE GAY THAT'D BE OKAY. I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY, I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY. BECAUSE YOU SEE, IF IT WERE ME, I WOULD FEEL FREE TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY (BUT I'M NOT GAY.) ROD: Nicky, please! I am trying to read.... What?! NICKY: IF YOU WERE QUEER ROD: Ah, Nicky! NICKY: I'D STILL BE HERE, ROD: Nicky, I'm trying to read this book. NICKY: YEAR AFTER YEAR ROD:Nicky! NICKY:BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR TO <b>...</b>
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