
This is by far the craziest, crackiest thing I've ever, EVER made. This video was inspired by both my late father, who loved Die Hard (and actually bought me the DVD that I used to make this video), and my boyfriend, who always wonders what it would be like if modern Muggle science met JK Rowling's magical universe. Hans Gruber never died at the end of the events of Die Hard 1; he was imprisoned in a high security facility. This facility, since no other prison had ever held him before, is in fact Azkaban prison. There he soon escapes when the mass breakout in Azkaban takes place, and he is enlisted by Voldemort to take Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry hostage. Normally Voldemort hates Muggles, but since Hans Gruber displays intelligence, craftiness, Machiavellian tendencies and many other qualities seen in Slytherins, he immediately finds uses for him. No one would ever suspect that the Dark Lord was using a Muggle to infiltrate Hogwarts, and although he already has Snape there as a spy, what would the harm be to have another? (Yes, as a Rickmaniac, of COURSE I am aware that AR plays both of these characters. I thought the story line was intriguing. I'm insane, I know this). Without telling any of his faithful Death Eaters, not even Snape, Voldemort uses the Vanishing Cabinet in Borgin and Burkes to get Hans inside Hogwarts, unbeknownst to Dumbledore himself. Hans corners Dumbledore and takes him out, leaving Hogwarts open for attack. Yet Hans isn't done <b>...</b>
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