SFAH-Christmas episode (funny stuff)


This one's funny... okay, to me at least the topics are: -People you don't want to get caught with under the mistletoe -Celebrities who shouldn't release rap records -Thoughts that keep Drew up at night -What Santa really does when he arrives at the chimney -Odd things to have written in icing on a cake


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SFAH 30: Dirty Little Secrets


Hey everybody! Good to be back from hiatus! You can expect SFAH 31 later tonight and SFAH 32 tomorrow! YAY! (ps. To watch in awesome-vision, click the "watch in high quality" link below the video) Lyrics: my dirty little secrets wrapped up in cellophane like those sweets in my birthday pinata as you smash open my brain and don't you leave me don't you climb out that window cause you you know i'll slam it shut you've traveled so far you gave me the hints but I, I've stayed here static retracing your foot prints and don't you tell me don't you tell me that "life's not fair" cause you know that I know yes I know your dirty little secrets I try to make things right I try to renege on my lies I go forward I look forward i once had a dream I was swimming in the ocean drowning in the ocean no sounding in the ocean you whispered in my ear and I tried so hard not to hear all of your dirty little secrets


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SFAH 22: Food Network


Hey everyone! Thanks for watching! I know I say this every darn tooting week, but it would be awesome if you DEMAND me here eventful.com so I can justify a tour :) And gimme some song titles. They are literally my food and if I don't get enough i will die. I mean, oops, no uh, starvation isn't funny, umm, if I don't get enough song titles I will feel sad? Aaaaand if you're feeling super hardchore you should add me as a friend on myspace (myspace.com and facebook (just search my name) lyrics: Kids can be cruel That's what my mom says But that's what mom's are supposed to say, right? Kids can be mean Sometimes kids throw jello in your hair Sometimes life can so unfair Chorus: But when I close my eyes I'm Rachel Ray Cooking up a storm on forty dollars a day And that freeze-dried cafeteria food is so far away And when I close my eyes It's just you and me My TV remote and a recipe And the aroma smells so good I just could die When I close my eyes I'm the only one left Going head to head with the Iron Chef And the studio audience, they're cheering for me I want to go Break out of all of these stupid routines Where there's more to eat than just pork and beans Chorus The lights blaze on The burners fire up The cameras start to roll I've had enough But when I open my eyes It's just me The only thing that I will ever be But dreams the dreams they smell so good I just could die When I close my eyes See You Next Sunday!!! love, abby


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SFAH 16: My Scientist


SUBSCRIBE, for a brand new song every Sunday! and friend me on myspace! myspace.com Lyrics: My scientist shows me a picture of a Big red circle with a green smudge on top He points says, "this is an apple" I say, "ok, an apple" He says, "very well done" He says, "you are a woman, and I am a scientist I am a human and well, You're something else" He says, "this is existence, oh welcome to existence" and then he flips my switch and turns me off My scientist wears think-rimmed glasses And he works in a lab And he doesn't sleep much My scientist stares into microscope Scratches his head and he doesn't say much I say, "hey Mr. Scientist, let's go outside, you talk about outside, but you never go out" He says, " I am a scientist, I got work to do, when work is done I will go out" My scientist sits on the corner of his bed He is crying so I ask him what's wrong My scientist says, "you are dying" And I say, "what is dying?" And he says, "nevermind" And we sit there together on the corner of the bed And nothing else is said We just sit there together And I touch his hand and he touches mine And then he flips my switch and turns me off My scientist stands with his back turned Waiting for the answers to appear before his eyes My scientist didn't see it coming And when he fell it didn't make a sound So I carry him back to the corner of the bed And I put a pillow under his bloody head And then I stand up, brush off, turn out the lights And I walk to the door and go out side


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SFAH Episode 01: My One Thousand Piece Puzzle


UPDATE: Episode 02 is now available!!! Lyrics: I don't need no sunshine I don't need nice walks in the park I don't need no boys and girls to come over and play with me All I need is my one thousand piece puzzle I don't need no Facebooks I don't need no Instant messengers I don't need no four hundred friends on Myspace All I need is my one thousand piece puzzle I don't need no affirmation From pretty people with slow synapses I don't need no parties with beers and sex and hangovers All I need is my one thousand piece puzzle I don't want to go for a ride I'd rather stay inside Where it's warm and cozy comfy and clean I got one basic rule And that's don't be a fool Don't fall in love with the impossible dream I don't need no sunshine I don't need no human interaction I don't need no hugs no kisses All I need is my one thousand piece puzzle Sorry about the sketchy audio quality, I'm looking into getting better recording equitment. Please rate/comment/share/subscribe and if you have a song title be sure to post it in the comments. See you next Sunday, abby :)


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SFAH 34: Separate Ways


recovered from my illness and back! I'm gonna be reeeeaally busy. Info about punishment(s) will be forthcoming. Please subscribe! add me on the myspace too: myspace.com ps. isn't my sister's cat awesome? lyrics: white middle middle class you live in the flats you go to the public school you take the bus through the cuts and then you wake up in suburbia its cool and your folks friends ask you, how's it going? you reply, "oh its great I love the, diversity and nobody's immune were all super glued to these islands they keep us in place so grab your ipod and gun this is gonna be fun these are the best of our days chin up and march on cause it won't be long before we all go our separate ways teacher can't I get that A, I need that A. I need to stay in school I'm honor rolled and college bound Harvard Brown, I'll make the rounds I will Oh God can't you get me an extension this report is a fucking life or death situation and I've made up my mind, 1969 peace and love for the rest of our days straight line down the quad, were feeling kinda feeling a bit a place but chin up and march on cause it won't be long before we all go our separate ways I make my stand I make it good I show my hand I;d show you my soul if I could I sing mysongs I sing 'em well well, maybe not who could tell, you could but no one's asking the right questions still I reply with a lie, I love the tranquility


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SFAH 24: A Plethora of Penguins


So it has been brought to my attention that "Beautiful Song..." was most likely just a comment, not a song title suggestion. But I'm gonna do it anyway :) Hope everyone is enjoying the early days of summer! Here's a couple links to consider, if you have the time. myspace.com eventful.com Thanks so much for tuning in, I'll see you next Sunday! -abby :) lyrics: I got some peeps Yeah theyre my peeps So don't even try to imply, that we're not peeps! I got some friends That's right were friends So if you mess with me, well, you're gonna have to mess with them Chorus: Little sally's sweet, mama is so pretty But you mess with uncle joe you'll go down to flipper city They're a plethora of penguins! Mamma Poppa Uncle Joe Little Sally and the twins They're a plethora of penguins! Sliding on their bellies before the beat down begins You got some nerve A lot of nerve To come around here after you done what you did You broke my heart My aching heart And now my penguins gone leave with some scars chorus solo my penguins know oh yes they know every step you they know where you're gonna go so watch your back for an ice attack them flippers they give one helluva smack bringing on the pain with a smile and a grin


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SFAH 19: If I Was 65 Already


Hey everyone! PLEASE SUBMIT SONG TITLES :) And subscribe! To get the songs delivered right to you inbox. my myspace (DEMAND me): myspace.com youtube celebrity Jerry!: youtube.com youtube.com thanks to alan for the graphics!: youtube.com and my friend nalts :) youtube.com Lyrics: If I was 65 already Would you throw me some confetti? Would you help me blow out my birthday candles? Would you tuck me in at night? And rub that arthritis cream into my shoulders? Would you promise to have and have and hold and cheer? Would you kiss my lips? Would you wipe away my tears? If I was 65 already, and ugly as poor betty, Would, you be my love? If I was 35 already Would you crave my silhouette-y? Would you make do with my baby bumps? Would you laugh and play me Watch reality TV, Even though you hate it? Would you answer every time I call? Would you catch me when I start to fall? If I was 35 already, going strong and steady, Would you be my love? But I'm no young young old old woman I'm just trying to live true With my feet on the floor I want nothing more Than just to impress you If I was 15 already Would you let me pierce my belly? Get a big ole tattoo on the back of my ass? Would you help me do my chores? Eat me some s'mores till my stomach exploded? Would you wait for me in the third floor hall? Would you write my name on the bathroom stall? If I was 15 already, oh so young and petty Would you be my love? See you next Sunday! -abby


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SFAH Episode 02: Cause You Ain't Gonna Spam My Heart Anymore


In which a girl muses on the trials and tribulations of dating a spam bot. Please rate/comment/share/subscribe and if you have an idea for a song title, put it in the comments! Lyrics: You were tall dark handsome 18/M/looking or fun You made three hundred dollars a day Taking surveys You were my honey bun You emailed me every 3 or 4 minutes I surely felt loved Do I want a bigger penis? Will, I errr, uhhh, I'm sorry, what? So I started to get suspicious What were you hiding? Did you have a mistress? Why were you lying? And that's when I caught you Right I the act Seeing other women 5000 to be exact So this is where it ends The jig is up Step away from my MySpace I've had enough Chorus: 'cause you, you ain't gonna spam my heart anymore Yes you, you ain't gonna spam my heart anymore I wont ttyl or brb, just get the hell away from me Please, don't spam my heart anymore I'm weak, don't spam my heart anymore I won't ttyl or brb, please get the hell away from me I wanted to confront you Give you a piece of my mind But it was all for naught, you're a thoughtless spambot Spawned from from cyberland Still I can't help but reminise On the good times we had had You were so seductive I clicked on every add But all those times are through I'm totally blocking you! Chorus If you get a chance please check out Hank's cover of My One Thousand Piece Puzzle; it's simply amazing www.youtube.com


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SFAH 32: You're Taking Our Breakup So Well


Thanks for watching! If you're curious for more, a good place to look would be my myspace: myspace.com lyrics: You're taking our breakup so well I almost fell back in love with you But I made up my mind, to say goodbye so so long Mr. Nice, Mr. Right, Mr. Bright Mr. Tuck Me In At Night Mr. Always thinks he's right You're taking our breakup so well Easy to tell with all those emails but you made up your mind, so say bye-bye dont you dare start to cry dont you lie, dont you spy dont you even try to re apply Ive moved on so say bye bye I'm moving forward baby not looking back don't wimper at my doorstep cause my pit bull is poised to attack I'm moving forward baby not looking back don't wimper at my doorstep cause my pepper spray is poised to attack youre taking our break up so well I already fell, back in love with you its sad but true so please stop screening my phone calls I'm not feeling to swell I'm whimpering at your doorstep cause you're taking our break up so well


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SFAH 33: Looking At You Over My Glasses


Some of you already know this, but in case you didn't, the reason I've been MIA for a bit is because of a medical issue. Don't worry though, I'm almost back to 100% =) I'll be playing catch up over the next couple of weeks so I can meet my deadline of 52 songs by December. But I NEED song titles, please submit them! This one is dedicated to all the awesome youtube and google interns that I met on Friday! lyrics: hey four eyes, you called me every day of 9th grade im special mom told me but you don't see it that way still I still move on cause I know it can't be long chorus: looking at you over my glasses sitting on our asses in classes all day trying to set this thing in motion but you don't have a notion of what's going on what's going wrong cal tech or, MIT? I really couldn't care less cross my tassel you look toward me no wait, that's jenny in the violet dress so we all move on gonna reach our dreams before long chorus with me? To be stuck in my middle school middle school fantasy. I change my frames my luck the same my personality oh chorus short wine list rented yacht you stop and say hi same hair cut plus bald spot no more twinkle in your eye so we all move on well maybe I was wrong chorus cause your looking at girls over your glasses sitting on your asses making passes all day don't try to set this thing in motion cause I got no notion, no notion of heading your way


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SFAH 21: I'm A Lunatic, But I'm Happy


gahhh, I grant myself amnesty if this uploads past midnight cause i've been trying to get this to upload for over two hours now and I have to go to bed, hope you are all reading this now! myspace.com (friend me AND demand me! You don't need a myspace count to demand) The Jury: (more names TBA) youtube.com youtube.com youtube.com youtube.com youtube.com lyrics: Who's that cute guy, over there, Next to the purple rhinoceros? He's got such a smooth complexion And those dark brown eyes that I Can't resist? Chorus: I'm a lunatic, but I'm happy Yeah I'm stark raving mad about you I am utterly uncontrollable Don't get to close, or you might catch it too I'm lunatic, but I'm happy Being crazy is just what I do I am absolutely adorable But if you touch me again, I'm gonna have to rip you head off, I do I often make sudden outburst I tend to see things that aren't really there This lovely straight jacket is my favorite attire But babe wait till you seen what I done with my hair Where did my face go? Where did my face go? Red red yellow yellow Orange orange Purple green I am Cleopatra reincarnated The FBI IS CHASING ME Chorus It was, oh so nice to meet you Please visit again soon I'm just hangin out, doing my thang It's really hard work being a loon chorus SUNS love, abby ps. I might blog about the horrible week I just had so keep your eyes open for that :)


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SFAH 26: Three Friends and a Flu Bug


Sorry about the lack of intro/good quality, the technology is VERY VERY limiting this week :) WOOHOOOOO!!! We made it: half way! Say happy anniversary to SFAH in the comments! As always, my myspace: myspace.com Hopefully laptop-y and camera-y goodness will return next week :) -Abby Thadeus Lebowski was the smartest kid in school and he always said his prayers, before he ate his gruel and Thadeus could count to infinity and one and he ate his polish sausages witha smile and a bun oh yeah he did linda stephenopolus was a lengthy six feet tall all the boys would oggle at her walking down the hall and linda could do a backbend and the splits and she ate her ice cream sundaes with lots of bacon bits oh yeah she did linada and thadeus went to see fay wray and the theater that shows black and whits, every saturday but linda's lips were not so sanitized she gave poor thad a flu bug as she stared into his eyes oh yeah she did sammy thompson-rosenberg, was a child prodigy he could cook you a soufle satisfaction garunteed but sammy was known to be something of a narc so you can guess how he reacted when they were kissing in the dark, oh yeah he did thadeus and linda, stayed home from school while sammy spread rumors about them making out in a pool but sammy forgot to de-germify so his temperature rose to 101 Fahrenheit oh yeah it did.


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SFAH Episode 03: Snow Day


Hey Everybody! This is the third episode of SFAH which means that next week is a non-hat song. I can't I've allready done three! Hello to all my new subscribers, if you're confused go read the channel description, or check out my first video, it should explain stuff :) A big thank you and hug to everyone who's been watching so far. You are amazing! Merry Xmas, abby Lyrics: They say something's going Going around Just a flu or a virus You better watch out And they say a storm's coming Right through this town They say a storms coming, but I can't see how so you better board up your windows and take out your bobsleds put on your smiles and your coats and your mittens cause a snow day, snow day's coming snow falls on the hilltops one day out of the year just a private little showing for the rich and the deer and the people down on earth they don't know nothing about it just like my brothers sisters they never seen the ocean so you mush up the slush into a perfectly round sphere throw it at your dad accidently spill his beer but everyone laughs because winter, winter is here maybe just one day is all that we need oh please send us one day please please please cause I don't want to remember those days of fog and rain in December so I put on my smile and my coat and my mittens step out in the sun and winter's unwritten my dust angel has a halo and your snow man is smitten I don't ever want to go back If only it were as simple as that ps. all the songs titles submitted before are <b>...</b>


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SFAH Episode 04: Winnie the Pooh


In which I am sick yet still attempt to skat... it's painful. Clarification: Can you spot all 38 plays in the picture? Here's aa fairly good version of the pic on my puzzle, if you want to attempt my challenge: ernstgallery.com Lyrics: Winnie the Pooh I'm sorry but I can't play with you anymore 'cause I'm a big kid now On your way out please close the door It was fun while it lasted, but your time has come I wish it didn't have to end this way Tell Christopher Robin I thought he was cute Winnie the Pooh N*Sync CD I'm sorry but you can't be seen with me I've got good music taste now So please step lightly into my blender I need every single shred of evidence erased That I ever drew hearts on Lance Bass's face So bye bye bye bye bye N*Sync CD Get good grades, Go to college Boring job, Alcoholic Marry somebody you love And when you have your children Try not to understand 'em 'cause the pain would just be too much Winnie the pooh Try to make the good times last, Try to forget the past Live and let live and move on Make do with what you got Take your portion of the pot And then just wait until dawn wait up until dawn See you in '08, abby ps. I really love it when people rate comment and subscribe.. you know, just saying. ooh, and don't forget to submit song titles!


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SFAH 27: Big Red Lie


Allright so right as I was finishing editing imovie quit and I lost all my edits (because stupid me didn't save) so rather than re-edit it all and be late I will summarize what I said here! you can find the lyrics at: nerdfighters.ning.com 1. My laptop is fully dead :( and the files can't be recovered, including my new intro. So I'm inviting all the Songs From a Hat viewers to make me a new one! Just make sure it's: a) less than 15 seconds b) has the words "Songs From A Hat" and "With Abby Simons" in it. c) Feel free to use clips from the show. Animated would be awesome. Write me a theme song? 2.The song title picked (via random number generator, because my printer is out of ink) was comment #132 or "Life without music" submitted by Nikki2987. I lamented that the number wasn't 133 because that title was "If I didn't have hands" because that would be an awesome song. I then challenged ya'll to write THAT song! Do it, and win a prize!!! 3. FINALLY a winner to the song challenge from two weeks ago. Congrats nothintosee!!! See his great song here youtube.com Give this awesome songwriter some subscriber love! 4. Mr. Nothintosee will get a SFAH shirt as a prize... Just as soon as I got 'em! As you may no, the old shirts are no longer available. But new shirts (and a new system) will be on the way soon! 5. I think this is everything. See you next sunday! Oh and, of course myspace.com love, abby


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SFAH 10: Left on the Right side of the Road


Lyrics: She was a pretty little puppy Half spaniel half collie Big floppy ears And her name was molly She was the best dog this ole house had ever seen But the economy fell And food prices ascended Corners got cut And nobody defended Ole molly she got the boot half a week ago She was, left on the right side of the road Left on the right side of the road And her puppy dog eyes stared after me As I drove away in our beat up jeep She was, left on the right side of the road The shelter closed down bout a year ago Then the pizza parlor and the general store But chapel stood on tall and rang her bells We told the neighbors ole molly passed on And put a stone out on the front lawn And sang a few hyms And laid our guilty minds to rest Left on the right side of the road Left on the right side of the road Maybe Daddy Warbucks brought her in from the cold And she's wearing a collar encrusted with gold Or maybe she's just sitting n the side of the road knew when to sit and wag her tail always home for dinner, without fail and now shes just asleep on the side of the road PUNISHMENT UPDATE: there were four punishments that were either suggested a lot or top voted, they are: a) do more than one song this week b) do a street performace c) write a song consisting only of Youtube Screen Names d) eat one of the food combinations for my "don't taste good together" song I am going to combine this into one huge punishment extravaganza!! This Wednesday I'm going to hit the streets of my city <b>...</b>


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Whose Line: SFAH - Things you can say about your ___ but not your girlfriend


Here is a compilation of "Things you can say about your ____ but not your girlfriend" suggestions from SFAH. Enjoy! If anyone has a request for a compilation, let me know! I do not own these clips, this video is for entertainment purposes only, not profit. No copyright infringement intended!


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SFAH 15: Jump Rope Tragedy (RIP LittleMissKit)


IMPORTANT, CLICK MORE: This video response comes in 4 parts: 1. LittleMissKit was one of my first subscribers here on youtube, and it was always a joy to see her name in the comments. Tragically, she took her own life only days ago. I wrote this song prior to hearing about her death, a very strange coincidence. My thoughts go to her friends and family; I dedicate this song to you and her. We will all miss her "Meow!" 2. Lyrics can be found here: nerdfighters.ning.com 3. Thank you to everyone who made video responses, I'm giving myself a couple more days to pick a winner cause I can't decide. Expect that video soon. 4. No! I haven't forgotten about my punishment. That is coming soon as well. (I've been very busy lately) I love you guys and I'll see you next Sunday (if not before then). Please join me in sending good thoughts to Anne's friends and family, Abby


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SFAH 31: Something


Gah! Sorry the guitar is so quiet! My strings are dead :( That's as loud as I could pluck without my fingers dying. All this ukulele playing has made me a whimp!! the next song is called "You're Taking Our Break Up So Well" I'll post it after this gets some play :) Visit my myspace for some tunes! myspace.com Lyrics: something bout a hand something bout a dirty hand something bout a sweatshirt don't think its been cleaned in weeks there's something something bout a face something bout a dirty face something bout a smile don't think its been cleaned in weeks there's something and i shoot for the stars I drive to the stars, on empty and my phone rings in boston it's nighttime in boston, stars shining there's something bout a name something bout letters and syllables something bout consonants, vowels, vibrations sounds there's something and I hear you in boston, phone rings in boston, I hear you and it's raining in boston, raining in boston, Im dancing there's something bout a watch something bout a watch and a hat and a song something bout a street corner wont ever be nothing but you, it's ruined there's something


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SFAH 18: Sweet Bertha Done Take Them Salad Forks to the Pawn Shop


HAHA, the title didn't fit in the description! Some personal stuff going on today, sorry about the delay (though, I'm not late :)) I'll be back with full force next week! If you wanna be awesome, you can friend me on myspace: myspace.com (and DEMAND me while you're at it) Thanks to todd: www.youtube.com Lyrics: Chorus: Sweet bertha, sweet bertha Done take them salad forks to the pawn shop Sweet Bertha, Sweet Bertha, She done take them forks Chorus Bertha had a baby And she named him Bobby Joe But she didn't have no money To raise him on her own So she broke into the cupboard And stole our cutlery The finest forks I'd ever done seen Chorus Bertha and Bobby they went Out on the run Daddy called the sheriff and loaded his gun But sweet sweet bertha was two steps ahead She swapped them salad forks For a full months bread Chorus Bertha and her baby Reached the border line Nothing to her name but a penny and a dime She lost them utensils with a smile on her face The dumbest fork thief in the entire human race chorus


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SFAH 35: Maybe Tomorrow


Please rate, comment and, if you wanna see more, subscribe. Sorry the mix is so bad on this one, not sure exactly what went wrong. If you missed it, here's my video from earlier in the week: www.youtube.com lyrics: maybe tomorrow I'll go for a walk Maybe tomorrow I'll live up to my talk I'm no fool I'm no working peasant got no time for the present at all at all maybe tomorrow I'll get up out of bed maybe tomorrow I'll help you bake your bread cause I'm no child I'm no innocent I'm just tired and growing and spent just spent tommorow, I'm gonna, feed monkeys at the zoo with you and then go picnic and I'll follow through maybe tomorrow I'll find my silver spoon maybe tomorrow I'll make it to the moon but I'm no smarty I'm no astronaut I don't think I buy my thoughts my thoughts tommorow I'm gonna reach grab the things I want tomorrow, I'll be savvy, tomorrow nonchalant. Maybe tomorrow I'll live my pipe dream Maybe tomorrow I'll sew up all my seams but I'm cowgirl I'm no superhero I'm just greater than zero I am I am Maybe tomorrow


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SFAH 17: Mr. Invisible


Thanks for watching! PS. It's really awesome when you guys rate comment (SUBSCRIBE if you haven't) and gimme LOTS o LOTS o song titles. Cause I can't think of anything on my own... twicerecorded's winning video: www.youtube.com My shirts (and hats!): www.cafepress.com (you gotta search for them a bit) My Lyrics: abbytube.blogspot.com NOTE: the secret channel is not my response channel, nor is it Abby2r.


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SFAH 11: Ice Cream Brain Freeze


Hello new subscribers! I hope you stick around, this is gonna be fun :) the nasty stuff I ate: www.youtube.com My punishment in full: www.youtube.com Lyrics: We sat on the stoop every Saturday until noon In the dog days of summer the heat made us go looney toons But we never gave up hope, he was always around the bend Our uncle our hero our savior, the ice cream man You walked me home on the last day of school Our hands were sweaty but we didn't care there were no more rules And I signed your yearbook with an X and an O You gave me a kiss on the cheek just so I would know And it washes over you like an ice cream brain freeze And you don't know where to begin The distance between us was, paper thin You, me, my brother and the ice cream man We watched the squirrels chase themselves round the park It was cold and damp I was frightened it was getting dark And your wool jacket was warm enough for two But that's a thing that I would never do And it washes over you like an ice cream brain freeze And I forgot how to begin The distance between us was paper thin You me my cousin and the ice cream man And I, I'm doing alright We've grown apart but I've survived But when I here that motor rumble and those little bells chime It makes it even harder to say goodbye But it washes over you like and ice cream brain freeze And we forgot how to begin The distance between us was paper thin You, me, my father and the ice cream man You, me, my mother and the ice cream man Yeah, I hear that <b>...</b>


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SFAH 14: A Frog A Prince and a Bottle of Lotion


Please subscribe if you haven;t already! My camera appears to be busted. I was trying to make it work all day but finally gave up and used my webcam instead (sorry for the poor quality! And thanks to Todd for the tech help) (beware, this is the part of the video description where I sell out) You can find songfromahat HATS and SHIRTS at www.cafepress.com (you have to dig a little to find 'em but they're there) More news on the punishment etc TBA Lyrics: Little frog sits in the pond all day long Eating those little bugs Living that little life She's looking for love but she's just too shy Little frog looks at her little reflection in the ponds clear water And she's not the prettiest But she will get her kiss Some day she knows Handsome prince sits in his handsome room Waiting for a pretty princess to come his way Handsome prince rides on his handsome horse Past the little pond It's not his day Handsome prince does a meet-and-greet with a dozen supermodels But there's something missing And it's not worth dismissing He'd rather be kissing a toad Body lotion sits on the shelf all day long Picking up dust and killin' time Handsome Prince goes to buy a coke spots the lotion And decides gives it a try Little frog etc... Handsome prince takes the lotion down to the little pond He isn't exactly sure why Little frog sitting on lily pad sees the handsome Prince and she catches


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SFAH 13: It's Your World, We Just Live In It


This song was going to have a guitar solo, a bass track and backing vocals... but sickness always prevails. It will be better on the CD. Yes, I said CD. Alan (is awesome): www.youtube.com The titles in the hat are just from the week before now, it's no longer cumulative, so that means you have much better chances. Post away! Sorry about the expletives, this one is a bit dark. Lyrics: The birds were chirping The sun was shining The bugs were buzzing The coal miners were mining The kids were splishing And splashing down at the pool The pimps were pimpin' The dealers were dealin' I was asleep And the stealers were stealin' And the world went round and round And we were happy And then all of a sudden there was a blinding light and a big flying saucer fell out of the sky that extra terrestrial looked me right in the eyes and he said: It's our world, you just live in it It's our world youre just ants in the farm It's our world, you just eat play and shit in it It's our world and your lease is up They rounded us up into one giant playpen Everybody got a number from one to six billion You can cell me 39465657 The held auditions for best specimen And I was one of the final two women But Simon didn't like the way I sing So we sat there together for ninety-one days And the little boy next to me taught me how to pray We thought: It's our world you don't live in it It's our world we're not ants in a farm It's our world we just eat drink and sleep in it It's our world so you better get <b>...</b>


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SFAH 28: Life Without Music


Sorry 'bout the lateness. I'm filming a jumbo punishment tomorrow, so if you wanna add any fuel to the fire put suggestions in the comments. myspace.com If you enjoyed the song and think it's worthy, please share it with your friends :) Thanks so much for watching! I'll see you next Sunday! Love, Abby Lyrics: Wake up to the smell of Mexican food Refried beans seeping through that Taqueria's roof And I know you're not beside me, I know you're not here I try not to open my eyes but I can't help but open my ears And I'm doing alright Yes I'm doing just fine I toss out your sneakers, I toss emI do Because life without music is like life without you Nobody told me it was your last day Nobody told me no they had nothing to say So won't you quietly shun me? Please don't tell me my crimes cause I'd much rather sit here in limbo till the end of time And I'm doing alright Yes I'm doing just fine I wash your blood from my sink, I wash it I do Because life without music is like life without you The book I'm reading tells me, I should go But the road is flooded and the sky it looks like snow So I make make make make make try to make up my mind But the forces surrounding are oh so outstanding that I can't even try And I'm doing alright And I'm doing just fine I make a decision, I make it, I do Because life without music, I like life without you


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SFAH Episode 05: Life of a Sidekick


Confused? Check out this video, it explains it all: www.youtube.com The winner of the song challenge will get a theme song for their videos, written by me! Lyrics: 4 am, wake up, put the coffee on the stove watch the early edition of the early morning news Iron the cape, shine the boots Change the wheel on the hero-mobile And the tiniest seeds of resentment Start to take root 6 am, siren rings, zoom away to save the day cause a backs being robbed at 35th and may he rescues the damsel beats up the bad guys the baroness's jewels are safe and all you do is try to stay out of the way chorus: 'cause I'm your everyday Wastson, your everyday Robin your everyday sidekick I lurk in the shadow of the man Who lurks in the shadows I don't make much money I feel kinda crummy I drink plenty of booze It's not a glamorous life, but it's the life I choose He sits and he waves At his ticker tape parade And all you can hear is the crowd Shouting his name He shakes hands, with the Mayor Gets the key to the city and we all say a prayer For the bank clerk who hero couldn't save Chorus Later that night when hero's asleep You put on his cape, you stand in front of the mirror You can hear the crowd shouting your name, you can her them so clear Chorus Mommy told me that when I grew up I could be anything I chose A doctor a lawyer a spaceman an Indian chief I rode my trike like motorbike I was the leader of my gang And no one told me things were gonna change chorus Please rate, comment, share <b>...</b>


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SFAH 29: Stuck in The Bathroom Stall


IMPORTANT, READ MORE: Haha, so I literally had to stall my cab waiting for this video to fully upload; talk about close calls! But I'm in England now, yaay! Click "watch in high quality" for a better viewing experience. And for more tunes check out: myspace.com lyrics: inside the bathroom stall leaning up against that wall and trying to remember how I got here oh oh staring down at my hand where'd I get that wedding band? trying to remember how i got here and oh nobody's perfect and oh no one's trying no nobody's trying to lie to me cause I'm stuck in the bathroom stall loosing all my friends making our great amends making my wonderful triple digit figure riding that carousel ringing your door bell and praying that you dont answer and oh nobody's perfect and oh no one's trying no nobody's trying to lie to me cause I'm stuck in the bathroom stall and I'm nobody's sweetheart and I'm nobody's honey I'm just the one you call for, the one you give your money inside the bathroom stall leaning up against that wall and trying to remember how I got here oh oh staring down at my hand where'd I get that wedding band? trying to remember how i got here


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SFAH Episode 06: Guitar Hero


wow, I made it! But by the skin of my teeth. Thanks for bearing with me, you guys are the best :) Todd, go sub him: www.youtube.com The Winners: www.youtube.com and www.youtube.com Be sure to check out all the video responses to the last video, they are amazing! Lyrics: Willy Montgomery stood at five foot eleven He had red hair like the devil And a mean disposition He had a face, Only a mother could love He pumped iron,Till his biceps bled blood He was a geee ee ee eeee tar hero He was a geee ee ee eeee tar hero He wasn't no four eyed Video game nerd But when he put on that controller The lines were blurred He was a geee ee ee eeee tar hero Every morning, Willy would wake up Put on his vans and walk to the game stop And people would come to watch From miles around Cause willy had a talent That was rarely found He was a geee ee ee eeee tar hero He was a geee ee ee eeee tar hero His top score was 600000 His fingers moved faster than the dialogue of woody allen He was a geee ee ee eeee tar hero He mastered zeppilin, ACDC Arrowsmith black Sabbath Hendrix green day Weezer red hot chille peppers Boston and queen Megadeath david bowie Judas priest He was a geee ee ee eeee tar hero He was a geee ee ee eeee tar hero He was always awesome He always destroyed His fingers moved faster than marion jones on steroids He was a geee ee ee eeee tar hero But then one day A man walked in He wore all black He was, Tall and thin He entered a cheatWilly, didn't know And started to rock out he <b>...</b>


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SFAH 25: Beautiful Song


Thanks so much for watching!!! twitter.com See you next Sunday! Love, abby lyrics: This is a beautiful song I wrote it just for you But you say no no thanks, So now I sing it to myself I do This is a beautiful painting I paint it just for you But you say no no thanks, So now I hang it on my wall I do And I'm the sort of person who feels Sorry for myself when the waves smash my sandcastle And you're the sort of person, who does not This is a beautiful morning I'd like to spend it with you But you say no no thanks So I wake up on m own I do And I'm the sort of person Who covers my bases and makes silly faces You're the sort of person, who does not Doo do do do doo (doo do do do doo) Doo do do do doo (doo do do do doo) This is a beautiful feeling, I feel it just for you But you say no no thanks So now I feel it all alone I do And I'm the sort of person who feels Sorry for myself when my bike hits the pavement This is a beautiful song (this is a beautiful painting) This is a beautiful morning (This is a beautiful day) This is a beautiful feeling (This is a beautiful feeling)


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Whose Line Is It Anyway - Singing SFAH and Hoedown (s05e16)


All taken from episode S05E16. From the awesome show "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"!


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SFAH 23: Let's Run Away To England


Sorry this is a long one, a lot to say this week, haha. check these guys out, they're awesome: youtube.com My paragraph (in Portuguese) in VIP Brazil Magazine: vip.abril.com.br Want me to play a GIG in YOUR CITY? click this link! eventful.com Remember to post LOTS of song title suggestions (I love me some song titles). I'll be back to picking next week, so please only one per comment, it makes it a WHOLE LOT easier! lyrics: The waves keep on crashing Pacific over lapping My hometown sinks into the sea The nights are endless They leave us breathless But I can't see through the debris Chorus: So let's go to England Let's go together Don't you worry about the weather Let's go to England Let's go to England Runaway with me We'll drink some English tea When we Runaway to England My toes touch the pavement Shows finally worn out From walking such a long long way Nice view in the distance But there's so much resistance And I can't find a reason to stay Chorus The conversation static Broadcast fanatic I sing this song to them I'm the dirty little secret You say it and you mean it So I'm cut off, when you hem So I'll go to England Me myself and I No need to re apply I'll go to England Yeah I'll go to England And I'll make it there Maybe even dye my hair When I I run away to England See you guys next Sunday!!! love, abby


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whose line is it anyway (sfah, id, and props)


3 great games of scenes from hat, irish drinking song, and props


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SFAH 12: The Underacheiver's Theme Song


hey everyone, lyrics coming soon!


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SFAH Episode 07: Please Don't Dance


If you're confused check out: www.youtube.com Also, check out my collab with fallofautumndistro: www.youtube.com Lyrics: Chorus: Please don't dance You said those words to me And I chuckled softly And drank my coffee Please don't dance I won't I promise I'm sorry But you, You better not sing I wrote my love letters down On graphing paper And I handed them to you between Two and three And now I walk the long way to avoid you That doesn't seem very fair to me Chorus We sat together inside during the storm Oh your hand was dirty Oh your hand was worn But it was the most beautiful hand I'd ever seen So why did things have to turn out so damn ugly? I didn't see it coming I was deaf dumb and blind I was full of forgiveness Wasn't ready to say good-bye I wrote you a love song, every damn word rhymed And then you dumped on the same street corner as last time chorus Please rate, comment, subscribe and submit song titles! See you Sunday, abby


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Whose Line Is It Anyway? IDS and SfaH


The Whose Line Crew sing about Graduation in Irish Drinking Song. They then do Scenes From A Hat.


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SFAH - The Best Of Ryan Stiles


Part 3 of my SFAH compilations collection. Its The Best of Ryan Stiles! Enjoy! I DO NOT OWN WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? NO COPYRIGHT INFINGEMENT INTENDED!


Whose Line Ryan Stiles Scenes From A Hat Compilation

SFAH Episode 08: It's Raining Outside


This week Kairamon chooses the song title so be sure to put your best and brightest in the comments! A big shout out to Kairamon who won this challange: www.youtube.com And a big thanks to Alan for the graphic at the end: www.youtube.com And check out all of the great entries here: www.youtube.com Lyrics: Your picture is stuck onto my braincells with super glue your scent is screwed into my nostrils and I can't unscrew your voice is stitched onto my ear drum but I can't go and see you cause it's raining outside My inner self is not very interesting it sits around all day playing solitaire my great grandfather twice removed invented tennis shoes but they won't keep me dry when I go outside Oh, I'm mourning the morning that we last woke up together I'm feeling the feeling I felt on that roller coaster ride cause there's something unmistakeable and life's so unpredictable Weather.com won't help you just go outside pitter-patter woke me up this morning the lights were on my throat was coarse and dry i pressed my pillow against my cheek and walked out into the street the sky is gray and it's raining so let's go outside morning has finally broken, so let's go outside


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SFAH - George W. Bush


Here's another compilation from my SFAH collection. This one is all the mentions of George W. Bush. Enjoy! I DO NOT OWN WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY! NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED!


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SFAH "Disastrous Poses for the Mona Lisa"


Request from eminopi :) (I don't know why the video freezes at the beginning, but I couldn't figure out how to fix it, so it's staying -.-) I do not own copyrights to this show (Whose Line is it Anyway) nor do I profit from this video. This is merely for entertainment.


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Whose line is it anyway - sfah, ids and props.


From the 5th episode on the 5th season of whose line is it anyway? Scenes from a hat. Got pregnant Irish drinking song and Props.


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This is scenes from a hat with colin, ryan, greg, and wayne


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