SAFETY TORCH!!


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LITERAL Skyrim Trailer


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LITERAL Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood Trailer


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LITERAL Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 Trailer


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TOBUSCUS ANIMATED ADVENTURES!


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LITERAL Assassin's Creed Revelations Trailer


MP3: itunes.apple.com Daily Vlogs: youtube.com Game Commentary: youtube.com POSTERS! - dft.ba Fans! facebook.com Shirts! bit.ly Twitter! bit.ly Recomposed by Brennan Anderson brennananderson.com LYRICS: Stargate, Ubisoft, Sparkle. Fade in to the left hand of a sleepy man. How'd he fall asleep there? Help up the sleepy hooded man. That's what beds are for. Drag him cross the stone floor. Front shot then a shot from the ceiling. He could get carpet burned. Slow fade. Cut to white on a boat, I'm looking ahead. Holding on a rope. I am... nauseous, Now I'm alone, and walking away. And I'm afraid of heights. Oh sh**, how'd I get up here? If I fall then I would be dead. I made it down alright. I feel great... RAAHH! GOD! COME ON! Whoever shot that arrow's gonna pay. Enter Bald Guy With a Cape. Break the arrow off, you can take a bald guy. Then you see the bald guy joined by some other guys. RUN UP! In slow motion, kick a guy in the head. Stab his friend. Spin around, roll off. Punch a face. Start out in slow motion first, then use your speed hack. Grab a sword, use it to deflect. Stab him in the back. Get down just in time, and slap him in the face. Friendly Fire's on, apparently. Why unsheath your blade? Make 'em use their own. Time out, lemme get my Weap's... IN SLOW-MO. I am the first X-Man. That joke's ahead of our time, but you still gonna die! Who the hell is that guy? The second X-Man. Don't watch him walk away, or you'll lose a hidden blade and get surrounded. OOWHITE <b>...</b>


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ANIMATED TOBUSCUS - DEMON BABY


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MINI TOBUSCUS!!


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LITERAL Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Trailer


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GRANDPA TOBUSCUS!!


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SECRETS OF TOBUSCUS


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NUGGET in a BISCUIT!!


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MILITARY TOBUSCUS!


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STUPID PUPPY!


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KIDS REACT TO TOBUSCUS


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TOBUSCUS ON E! NEWS


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LITERAL Dead Island Announcement Trailer


Get the MP3!: bit.ly Fans! facebook.com Click to Tweet! tinyurl.com TobyGames! bit.ly Shirts! bit.ly Twitter! bit.ly In Dead Island you can enjoy a tropical vacation complete with zombies. Watch the official trailer for the new survival horror video game. IGN's YouTube is just a taste of our content. Get more: www.ign.com Want this week's top videos? Sign up go.ign.com Post-production by Brian C. Janes youtube.com LYRICS Darkness, sparkle. Eyeball zoom out. She looks excited, is it Christmas? No. She's... dead... Burning guy, hallway, Dancing burning guy, legs, Stop, drop, and roll, man! Running, fall up. Princess of Persia, running. Back to checkpoint. Hugging Dad, WAIT, she's a zombie. Flashback, them too. At least that one's hot. Just looking on the bright side. Never give a zombie girl a piggy back ride. I'm not crying, there's something in both my eyes. Pull a hatchet in. Girl almost made it out. Dad's a badass. Flirt with the zombie. After he kills her boyfriend. No I didn't order room service, thanks anyway. Why'd you vacation at a place called Dead Island? Didn't you read the pamphlet? Yelp it next time. She got bitten, Dad keeps hitting. Zombies suck man. Chop off her ha-hand. Embrace Dad. This vacation sucked. Fade. Title card. Home movies without Zombies. When Dead Island... wasn't. Wave, goodbye. Tags: Literal Trailer [HD] machinima videogame video game exclusive yt:quality=high Dead Island Launch games tobuscus toby turner parody spoof funny videos gameplay <b>...</b>


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FAKE Australian! = Fauxstralian (Toby Tells Tales)


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TOBUSCUS ZIP HOODIES!


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Zombie First Person Shooter with Tobuscus


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Dead Space 2: LITERAL Trailer by Tobuscus (Machinima)


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LITERAL Shark Night 3D TRAILER


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Assassin's Creed Revelations - E3 2011 (with Tobuscus)


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LITERAL Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Trailer Parody HD


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CAPTAIN TOBUSCUS


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LITERAL Tron Legacy Trailer Parody


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KITTY VS. ALLIGATOR


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FARMVILLE Commercial!! (Facebook Parody #1)


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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOBUSCUS!!!!


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LITERAL Crysis 2 Trailer


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TOBUSCUS LIVE AT VIDCON 2011 (Audience Version)


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TOBJACKSCUS (Tobuscus Parody)


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Classical Gas for Class


Woo! Over 300k subscribers! Thanks :) Subscribe - bit.ly Follow me on twitter - twitter.com www.myspace.com www.metacafe.com Learned Classical Gas to get out of doing homework. **Mason Williams (he wrote the song) saw this, and said he dug it. Soo cool. "Classical Gas" is an instrumental musical piece composed and originally performed by Mason Williams. Originally released in 1968 on the album The Mason Williams Phonograph Record, it has been rerecorded and rereleased numerous times since by Williams. One later version served as the title track of a 1987 album by Williams and the orchestra Mannheim Steamroller. The title of the composition was originally "Classical Gasoline" but was changed to "Classical Gas" by the music copyist. On the original recording, Williams plays classical guitar and is accompanied by an orchestral backing. The orchestral arrangements for the composition were written by Mike Post, who was also its music producer. It was released in February 1968 on the album The Mason Williams Phonograph Record. In August 1968 it reached Number 2 on the American charts and went on to sell over a million copies; it also topped the Billboard Easy Listening survey.[1][citation needed] Williams re-recorded it as a solo guitar piece on his 1970 album Hand Made. In 1987, he recorded a version with the Mannheim Steamroller. Williams was the head writer for The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour at the time of the piece's release and premiered the composition on the show <b>...</b>


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SLAYER!!!! HALO Reach Online Ep #4 (feat Tobuscus)


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Let's Play Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood - INTRO (Part 1)


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Nugget in a Biscuit - 10 hours


Nugget in a Biscuit by Toby Turner... for 10 hours. Shh, shh, I know. You're welcome. Picture clearly related.


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RACCOON HUG!


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Uncharted 3 - TREASURES - Part 6


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Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Part 8 - MOVING FREAKIN ROCKS


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