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If you don't like Freddie or Queen, DO NOT leave me a comment, I thought this would pay some respect to Freddie Mercury and Mary Austin's time they had together. So if you can't say anything nice.... you know the rest. If you don't your mom probably does. Go ask her....

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Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley: Hey Pers, didn't your mom put your picture up on the Wal-mart Wall Of Heroes? Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Yep. My grandma did when I went to Afghanistan. I'm on the Nevada, Missouri Wal-mart Wall Of Heroes. I even got my dress blues on. Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: If my mother ever distributed my likeness without written authorization, I would disown her. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Technically speaking, Brad, but... didn't your biological parents disown you when they put you up for adoption? Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Point, Ray. I was one of those unfortunates adopted by upper middle-class professionals and nurtured in an environment of learning, art and a socio-religious culture steeped in more than 2000 years of Talmudic tradition. Not everyone is lucky enough to have been raised in a whiskey tango trailer park by a bow-legged female whose sole qualification for motherhood is a womb that happened to catch a sperm of a passing truck driver. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: At least my mom took me to NASCAR! Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley: ...Your dad's a truck driver?

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November 17th 2011. Holiday Festive protestors tried to shut down the side walk with good cheer, "This is what democracy looks like." The NYPD charges in pinning the women between two barricades with no where to go. A protestor who tried to prevent the women from being crushed had his hand repeatedly billy clubbed. Come on NYPD, didn't your mom tell you, use your words? Luckily no one was injured or arrested for this incident that I know of.

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Respond to this video or send to blueexorcistabridged@hotmail.com or glhbridgers@hotmail.com Van (Taken): (Determined)"Well then, from now on I'm gonna be 'Van of the Dawn'! See you!" (Apathetic)"Oh, okay just making sure." (Sentimental)"Look, when you get married it's supposed to be the happiest day of your life." (Fucking happy)"GOD DAMN THAT"S GOOD!" Wendy Garret (Taken): (Pleading)"It's not fair! You're this strong but you won't help!" (Annoyed)"Van! Didn't your mom ever teach you any manners!" (Determined)"I'm with Van so I can rescue my brother." (Pleading)"Please help, if you help I'll become your bride!" Carmen 99 (Taken): (Playful)"They call me Carmen 99 because of my chest size, and I always have 99 gadgets on hand." (Sentimental the playful)"Well Wendy, I'm in love with Van... I'm joking!" (Playful)"If you want I can keep an eye on the girl." (Angry)"Because of you my best friend is dead!" Nero (Taken): (Drunk)"I remember the time when all of us fused into our true form and blasted that man to kingdom come!" (Sober, celebrative)"Yeah well he did learn from the best!" (Sober, determined)"C'mon guys we can't die here!" Jose: (Drunk)"Yeah! If it wasn't for Chizuru we'd all be dead!" (Sober, annoyed)"If I was much younger you'd all be running scared!" (Sober, sentimental)"It was a long time ago." Bario: (Drunk)"Here, drink this. It's good for you." (Sober, annoyed)"Sit down and act your age!" (Sober, angry)"What would Chiziru say if she saw you like this!?" Carlos <b>...</b>

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FREE DOWNLOAD & LYRICS BELOW SONG ORDER: Gage (Verse 1), Joe (Verse 2), Matt (Verse 3). Hook: Gage, Matt on hook once just before the end. Thumbs up, SUBSCRIBE, and share! LIKE the facebook page: facebook.com FREE DOWNLOAD: www.mediafire.com LYRICS [Hook x2] If you fuck with me Then I promise you'll see Only one hit G That was Over Quickly [Verse 1 - Gage] If you fuck with me You'll get the 1, 2, 3 Now you're all angry Now your swingin blindly Hit you with one good knee Lights out, can't see Now your terms are all derogatory But all that does is aggravate me Didn't your mom teach you to speak more politely? Now you say you wanna fight me Homeboy don't excite me For you to win is less than likely Still your mouth runs constantly But pussy you are obviously More irritating than poison ivy You didn't have to scream man Don't bust a main vain Look what you made me do Now your skull is pouring out brain Fuck dude, on your face I went to town Sorry dog, but it was the only thing that would turn your voice box down [Hook x2] [Verse 2 - Joe] If you fuck with me One thing to guarantee The end comes quickly Over just as soon as I see Feel the wrath and doom, of this MC Strapped up kamikaze Straight jacket crazy Better latch it to contain me The down talk fuels me So you wanna hate? That's a long line So please wait, and waste ya time While I stay heavy on the grind Hardbody with each line Raw white, when I write Now am I talkin skin? Or ink from this pen? Either way, Verse 2, I'ma <b>...</b>

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((At Selena's house)) Selena: *Sitting in her room crying* Nick: *Climbs Selena's wall and sits in her window* Hey Selena Selena: *Sees Nick and can't control her crying and runs to hug him*Nick! Nick: *Hugs her back* What's wrong? ___________________ Nick: Dumb question ____________________ Selena: *Still crying* Nick! Its just I...I... Nick: I know I'm sorry Selena: *Slowly starts to calm down* Nick what happened Nick: I made a stupid mistake Selena: I'm not mad at you if that helps Nick: Well that's something different Selena: Nick I know it wasn't all your fault, but you shouldn't have been drinking Nick: I know and I should have just told Joe or Kevin to pick her up Selena: Why didn't you Nick: Well the night before I had gotten in trouble for not doing anything around the house. So I thought that I should do something for her. Selena: I'm sorry I shouldn't be asking these questions Nick: No it's fine Selena, It's nice to know I have a friend around Selena: *Smiles* Nick: *Smiles back* It's really nice that I see you have that million dollar smile on your face again. Selena: Nick, can I ask you one more question Nick: Sure Selena: Why didn't your mom stop you from driving? I mean I've never been around any drunk drivers before, but didn't your mom noitce. Nick: She was on the phone and had a bunch of papers and files on her lap. I don't remember any conversation between us. I'm not that loud and obnoxious when I'm drunk like other people. I'm still my quiet self, I <b>...</b>

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Thanks to all who have voted for me - esp. all my family and friends. I wouldn't be here w/o the support of you all. And I agree with Michelle - there's no need for nasty comments. Didn't your mom teach you, "If you have nothing nice to say, don't say it at all" ? Thanks again guys. Love you all. Me singing One Song Glory from the musical RENT. Vote for me!!

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Chapter 63 Nick- *Frowns* seriously? Nicole- no nick! I was kidding. Haha. But yeah you can come over. But didn't your mom make you go to your room? So how are you going to be aloud to come over? Nick- don't worry about it. Ill get there. Nicole- okay. Well bye. Nick- see you soon beautiful. Nicole- aw thanks. *hangs up. Nick sneaks out his window and over to Nicole's house to ring the doorbell* Nicole- *answers the door* hey. Nick- *wraps his arms around Nicole's waist and kisses her* lets go inside before my mom sees me. *they walk inside* Nicole- so... how about we watch a movie or something? Nick- or we could do this... *starts sucking on her neck* Nicole- *just stands there for a minute* no nick *tries to pull him off* im not in the mood. Nick- ill get you in the mood, don't worry. Nicole- *mad* NO! I DON'T WANT TO RIGHT NOW! *pushes nick off. Then runs over to the mirror* damnit nick! You gave me a hickie! *puts a hoodie on to cover it* why don't you just go?! Nick- *walks over to her and gives her a tight hug* im sorry baby. Nicole- no please just leave. *pulls away from his hug* Nick- baby! Im sorry! Please just forgive me? Nicole- fine whatever nick. Nick- what did I do wrong? Nicole- nothing... im just pissy I guess. Nick- okay. Well then how about we watch that movie you were talking about *smiles* Nicole- *smiles* okay. *walks over to the TV and puts in a comedy, and sits down on the couch. Then nick walks over and sits next to her* Nick- im really sorry <b>...</b>

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[Verse 1: John Lennon] Help You're making my ears bleed, you need a muzzle Why are you pissed off all the time? Didn't your mom give you a cuddle? You're the type of guy who could die of heart attack just in the shower You need to chill out for a minute, and smoke weed for an hour Every time I watch your show, all you do is scream at me And your face looks like a shit I took, high on LSD I'm John Lennon, I'm a legend, I can see through all your tricks I wonder how much George Bush paid you to suck his dick [Verse 2: Bill O'Reilly] You fucking long hair, living in your Yellow Submarine Well you're about to get sunk by the right wing political machine Stop your presses Lennon, you call me mister Bill O'Reilly When it comes to squashing limeys: I come recommended highly You're weak. Between you and me there's no comparison I'll beat you so bad you weep gently like George Harrison You're Paul McCartney's bitch, with less talent than Ringo And I'd rather suck George Bush's dick than Yoko Ono's [Verse 3: John Lennon] You can't buy me love, but I'll kick your ass for free I'll take Maxwell's silver hammer and give you a lobotomy I'm tired of how you scheme, to stir the people up Why don't you just take a vacation and shut the fuck up! [Verse 4: Bill O'Reilly] Cause I'm evil, heart blacker than Don Cheadle Ten thousand dollar shoes I used to stomp out a beetle Don't tell me to shut the fuck up, that's how I survive Now here's sting-- What? Fuck it, we'll do it live!

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OK SO NOW I AM TAKING PEOPLE WHO WANNA BE IN IT SORRY THAT I DIDN'T DO IT LAST TIME. Ok I love all you guys who reda my stories but htis time I picked Joy,aStarr and carrisa but I will pick 3 more after this chapter :) ray ray-kaylee? kaylee-hmmm? ray ray-what was up with you at the awards? kaylee-ohhh my goshhh! get over it I was just being nice! ray ray-by kiss- kaylee-*mocks him* by kissing other boys....know what we're done ray ray.......I don't want you anymore I really don't ray ray-you can't break up with me! kaylee-I just did!...get over yourself! ray ray-you nasty hoe kaylee-at the awards when you said that I didnt care but now *punches him in the face* ray ray-*slaps her* princeton-WOAHHH! HELL NO! *pushes ray* didn't your mom teach you better than to hit a girl?! dumb fuck kaylee-*crying* you have always been stuck up you weren't the innocent,cute,funny boy I like 3 months ago *runs into prince's arms* CLIFF HANGER HAHAHA LEAVE YOU WANTING MORE 0_O prodigy-woahhh watch the language...Mia's is here

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Chapter one:PRINCETON. "I don't like you."tatum said as she stood and got all in my face.I mean personally if I didn't like someone I would have to stay as far away as possible but I like everyone so there fore I was close.at the moment it was really hard for me to NOT step outta my character. "and maybe JUST maybe...I don't like you."i shot back in hopes of it having an affect on her.according to her facial expressions those words didn't do nadda,nothing,none ya. "interesting"she said.it was like she was saying stuff just to make me mad. "thatsss really,really interesting."she repeated this about three times. "Oh my gammit.I get it.gosh I know that u think my anger is interesting.ya know why didn't my mom or your mom warn me.why didn't your mom tell me you were so vicious?" Tatums pov:wow guys like this one really are stupid.he must not know acting when he sees it.its kinda fun getting under his skin ya know.when he talks,these angry words come out and while thats happeneing that hand full of hair he's always running his hands thru just shake as he angrily tremebles.I probably should stop.Nopeee I won't because theres something about him that makes me so mad and I don't even know why.but then again there's also something about him that makes me just wanna hug em.maybe pubirtys bullying me again idunno.but back to reality he's sitting here thinking im really vicious,evil,and mean. "you still didn't anwser my question."I said. "repeat the question pls."she said sweetly <b>...</b>

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Story 16 (Nick drives Lindsey and Demi to the ER. Lindsey is trying so hard not to let them see her freaking out.) Lindsey: Is the ER really necessary? I mean, couldn't your mom just look at it. Please Nick, please. Demi: Lindsey, it could get infected. Please just let us take you to the doctor. I know that you are terrified of doctors but please, let us take you. Nick: Wait, why is she terrified of doctors? (Demi looks at Lindsey as if to ask Can I tell? Lindsey shakes her head) Demi: Something happened back in Texas. Its still hard for both of us to talk about. Lindsey: Please, please. Take me home. Nick: Lindsey, you know you can tell me anything, right? Lindsey: (she starts tearing up) Please Nick, if you had any idea what I've been through you would turn this car around. Please. Nick: Fine, we'll go see my mom. (They get back to the Jonas house and Nick carries Lindsey in.) Nick: Mom! Denise: Yes Nick? Nick: Please come here, hurry. Denise: (running in) what happened? Whats wrong? Demi: Lindsey dropped a glass and it busted on her foot, can you look at it. Kevin Sr.: That looks bad; I think we need to take you to the ER. Nick: Dad, something happened to Lindsey at a hospital and now shes terrified of ER's. Please don't make her go. Demise: (yelling to Kevin upstairs) Kevin, please bring me my first aid box down here. Joe: (coming in) what happened? (Seeing Lindsey) Eww, blood. Demi: Wow, I'm sure that made her feel better. Joe: (rushing to Lindsey's side.) What <b>...</b>

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Btr- Ch. 18 Katie- So this morning, I woke up, and ran to the bathroom. I started throwing up. James came in and tried to help me. We got into an argument again. He told me that he did come to visit me in the hospital. Michelle- But we were there all day! Katie- He said he came in the middle of the night. But only one person came in the middle of the night Sara- And? Katie- That person told me they loved me, and this is exactly what they said, "I love you more than you think, and more than you will ever know." But I know now. Michelle- How? Katie- Carlos started to say that James loves me, but he caught himself. But he had said he loves and then he ran away. I asked Kendall what he said and he just said coming mom! And then ran away! Lucy- Isn't your mom on Minnesota? Katie- Yes! Sara- Aww they're so cute when they're stupid! Michelle- So let's get this straight, you have morning sickness, and James is in love with you? Katie- Yup, but I don't want to confront James because he has Dani Sara- Katie, they're is something you should know Katie- What? Lucy- Dani doesn't actually like James, she just dates famous people to get more publicity. James was the first famous person she met. Katie- Wow that's low Michelle- We've tried helping her not do that but we can't help it! Katie- Yeah its not your fault Lucy- So first things first, we need to get you a pregnancy test Katie- Can one of you take me to the store? I don't want to go with one of the guys. That's just awkward. Lucy <b>...</b>

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*With Selena on the phone with Robbie [her twin]* Robbie: Im speechless. Selena: I know its.... really shocking Robbie: I knew i was adopted but... I had no idea. Selena: Yea... I have a lot of questions for my....well our mom. How could she do that? Robbie: I don't know... But maybe we should meet? Selena: Yea *laughs* Probably. Its kind of funny. Twins separated at birth. Robbie: *laughs* Yea. So want to have lunch say.....tomorrow? Selena: Sounds good. How about... The Beach Cafe. Its well on the beach. Robbie: *laughs* Sounds good. See you tomorrow. Selena: See ya *hangs up* ------------------------------ *Back with everyone and Selena* Joe: So how did it go? Selena: I'm going out to lunch with him tomorrow. Joe: You never go anywhere with me... *Jealous* Selena: *sits down and puts legs on Joe's lap* Joe! He's my brother...you can be jealous of him! *laughs* Joe: Oh yea... Didn't think of that. *Everyone laughs* Demi: Hey Sel.... Isn't your mom visiting on Saturday? A/N: Its Thursday Selena: Yea, perfect time to get pissed at her. Demi: *hugs Selena* You have every right to be mad. She lied to you your whole life. Selena: Lets not talk about this, wanna watch a movie? Joe: CAN WE WATCH BARNEY'S ADVENTURES? Selena: Well we do have that.... but no thats retarded Joe. Joe: *hugs his barney stuffed animal* Fine but this little guy isn't happy bout it. *points at Barney* Selena: Whatever.... How bout One Missed Call? Demi: Yea! Nick: Lets just make sure Joe doesn't pee <b>...</b>

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*at the sonic boom* Brittany: *walks in; fake smiles* hi guys, *angrily* what's up? Garret: *smiles; a bit nervous* uh, the sky? Brittany: *lies* you know, I just talked to Chloe, and she said the most interesting things to me Garret: *nervous* and what d-did she sa-say? Brittany: she said that she was happy that you two were dating also. And that when you asked her out, she wished that you didn't spill the smoothie on her shirt Garret: (WTF?!?!?!) *laughs nervously* yeah, well t-thats what happened!!! *isnt convincing* Ally: *walks in* hey guys! *smiles* Katie: hey didn't your mom bust you? What are you doing back here so soon? Connor: *whispers to Katie* be careful, that could just be an alien clone of Ally sent to us to discover the secrets of humans so she could report to her leader so that can take over us and Earth as we know it... Katie: *looks at him* you watch WAY to many sci-fi movies Connor: GO STAR WARS!!!!!! Aiden: *walks in* so THIS is the sonic boom! Brittany&Katie: *run up to Aiden* hi! *trying to push each other out of the way* Ally: guys, id like for you to meet my brother Aiden *smirks* Katie: WHAT?!?!?! Brittany: YES!!!!! Ally: Aiden, this is Brittany, Katie, Connor, and Garret Those Four: hey Brittany: Ally why didn't you tell me that your brother was HOT?!?! Garret: *jealous* Ally: *giggles* guess it just didn't come to mind Connor: *points to Aiden* oh so YOU'RE the one who made Ally sick! Now it all makes sense! I thought she was gonna puek any <b>...</b>

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I can't even stand her anymore. Without saying anything, I went upstairs and packed my bags. I'm leaving home, all for the boy I love. "What are you doing Mallory?" My mom screeched as I rolled my suitcase out the door, and down the side walk. "Leaving." I spat. "You can't do that. Come home this instant!" "No. Today was my eighteenth birthday, or did you forget that to? It's my life now, you have no control over me." I turned around, and looked her right in the eye. "Don't act like you'll miss me." And I walked down the street, right to his house. I opened the door to see a tall, brown haired, blue eyed, Louis Tomlinson open the door. I smiled wide. "Mallory, what are you doing here? Won't your Mom get angry?" "I left, and I'm never going back." I said, tears in my eyes. He took my hand, and led me inside, sitting me down on his couch. "Tell me what happened." I explained everything to him. How she didn't only stop me from being friends with him, but she spent my life treating me like a slave. Almost like from Cinderella. I stopped myself from running away so I could protect my little sister, but now, I had had enough. "But Louis, as I was packing my bags to leave, I realized the only place I could go was here." "You're always welcome here Mallory. You know that." "But I also realized something else." I whispered. "What is it?" "II" I stuttered, I couldn't get it out. "Nevermind." I got up and walked into his kitchen, dropping my head on the counter in exhaustion <b>...</b>

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Mine ll Jemi Bad Ass-Rated R-Story ll Chapter 28 (Marathon 6/10) -Two Days Later- Demi: *she was eating some cookies while she sat on the sofa in the living room.* Jonas Mom: *she was walking down the hall when she noticed Demi. She smirks and walks over to her. She snatched Demi's cookies* Demi: HEY!! *looks up and freezes* Ermm... JM: *shakes her head* No eating on the sofa! Didn't your mom ever show you manners??? *glaring* Demi: *gulps and nods* Yes..but-- JM: *smirks* But nothing. I'm gonna live here again and you better behave. In fact....you wont be living her by the end of the month, so start packing your bags and leave my Joseph alone! *crosses her arms and scoffs before walking away* Demi: *mouth hanging open. 'Is this what Joe told me? Is she this...mean? Or meaner?' She thought.* Oh brother. What have I gotten myself in to. *sighs standing up and walks up the stairs and into Joe's room, where she found him laying on their bed staring at the ceiling* Hey babe..... Joe: *keeps staring at the ceiling*.....Hey. Demi: *walks towards him and lays on top of him, burying her face against his bare chest* ......... Joe: *starts stroking her back gently*......... Demi: *mumbles against his chest* Joe: *chuckles* What? *glances down at her* Demi: *pulls her head away and looks at him* You were right. Your mom's a bitch. *pouts* Make her go, please. Joe; *laughs without any humor* Haha baby. You crack me up. You know i cant do that now, Dems. Demi: *frowns* Why not? Joe <b>...</b>

Mine ll Jemi Bad Ass-Rated R-Story Chapter 28 (Marathon 6/10)

-------------------------------------------------- (2 weeks later, you and roc have 2 more days to spend together before he has to go back to LA) (On The Phone With Roc) You:Im Going To Miss You. Roc:Yea....And im going to miss your lips. You:*Giggles* Roc:*Laughs* I'm just kidding.I'm going to miss you too. You:Are we ever going to see eachother again? Roc:Of course. We can Oovoo. You:Okay....Well i'll see you tomorrow. Roc:Okay....I love you... You:*Smiles then hangs up* (Off Of The Phone) YourSis:Why didn't you say that you love him back? You:'Cause....knowing "Guys" They'll break your heart in a second. YourSis:So your saying you can't trust Roc? You:NOOO....Yes....I don't know.... YourSis:Well....Roc is your one and only Love Song....So you better try and hold on to him... You:Yea Okay. (The next day) (Roc is standing by the MB tourbus waiting for you) You:Hey Roc. Roc:Hey Love. You:*Blushing then you kiss him on the lips* Roc:Well...i guess this is our goodbye... You:Not forever though. Roc:What do you mean? You:I'm going to LA with You! Roc:WHAT? You:??What's The Matter? Roc:No...i mean....Why? Wouldn't Your mom Go CRAZY if you were alone? You:NOPE.Thats why my grandma is going. Roc:Well YOU CANT.... You:??Why? Roc:I have some "buisness" to handle...there.... You:What type of "Buisness"? Roc:I meant....MB has some "buisness" to handle there.... You:Umm okay *Trys to kiss him* Roc:Uhh...I gotta go. You:Okay well by- Roc:*Slams tour bus door* You:???That was wierd <b>...</b>

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