
LYRICS ADDED! Random drunken freestyle using the words turtle, coca-cola, and butt sex, used to improv this classic. Lyrics: One day I went to the zoo, Went to the reptile exhibit. Met a friend, named Galapagos, He had himself a mate. They tried to breed him, but he's just to slow. Instead of water, they made him drink coca-cola. He had a secret. He likes the buttsex, Oh he likes the buttsex. They thought he was gay. They surrounded him, with nothing but girls. But he still, but he still. He likes the buttsex (repeat), Oh he likes the buttsex. (the buttsex, the buttsex). Trying to save the species. But he can't do it. Come out of his shell, and produce a child. He's endangered, he can't help himself. He likes the buttsex (the buttsex 2x) Oh he likes the buttsex. He likes the buttsex. He likes the buttsex. He likes the buttsex. Perfomed by Michael Bell (vocals) and Tyler Jones (guitar). Produced by me.
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