The Great White Sea-Monster (original narration by Randall)


***GET ONE OF RANDALL'S AUTHENTIC HONEY BADGER TEES RIGHT NOW, STUPID!!! ONLY HERE: bit.ly *** VISIT: www.youtube.com *FOR MORE OF RANDALL'S ANIMALS!!! The Great White Shark is the king of all sea-monsters! However, contrary to whatever you may have learned from the documentary, Jaws, they do not seek out humans to eat. To learn more about sharks, please visit: www.nationalgeographic.com


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The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger (original narration by Randall)


***GET ONE OF RANDALL'S AUTHENTIC HONEY BADGER TALKING DOLLS RIGHT NOW, STUPID!!! ONLY HERE: bit.ly *** VISIT: bit.ly *FOR MORE OF RANDALL'S ANIMALS!!! FOLLOW RANDALL! = twitter.com on.fb.me = Randall's FaceBook Page!!! RANDALL @ Comic Con 2011 = bit.ly There is no other animal in the kingdom of all animals, as fearless as the crazyass Honey Badger. Nasty as hell, it eats practically whatever it wants. Randall is disgusted. To learn more about the Honey Badger, please visit: www.nationalgeographic.com


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The Miracle of the Daffy Jesus Lizard (original narration by Randall)


VISIT: bit.ly *FOR MORE OF RANDALL'S ANIMALS!!! Don't be stupid, get Randall's AUTHENTIC "HONEY BADGER" Tshirts/Tanks/Onesies here: bit.ly What runs on water when it's feeling threatened? Found mainly in Central and South American rainforests, the Jesus Christ Lizard does, that's who! Narration by Randall. To learn more, please visit: www.nationalgeographic.com


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Water Chevrotains Are Adorable, Crowned Eagles are Nasty (original narration by Randall)


***GET ONE OF RANDALL'S AUTHENTIC HONEY BADGER TEES RIGHT NOW, STUPID!!! ONLY HERE: bit.ly *** VISIT: www.youtube.com *FOR MORE OF RANDALL'S ANIMALS!!! Imagine this: both the Crowned Eagle and the Water Chevrotain have been on Earth for 20+ million years. And within this time, the Eagle has preyed upon the precious baby water deers! To learn more about these animals, please visit: www.nationalgeographic.com


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*Hurricane Irene* Crazy Animal in Waters!!! (Original narration by Randall & JoJo)


Hurricane Irene pours on New York City, flooding areas close to the Hudson and downtown. JoJo is on the scene, however, fails to notice the strange animal walking through the floody-waters. **Special thanks to ikon589 [bit.ly for local NYC news + weather please visit: WABC [bit.ly WCBS [cbsloc.al and for all news, check out: CNN [bit.ly


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The Slowass Sloth (original narration by Randall)


*THIS VIDEO IS DEDICATED TO Danny Burgess & HIS SON, Christopher* Have you ever seen a slower moving mammal? I think not. This is the sloth and as cute as it may be, they are half-blind, half-deaf and slow as hell! To find out more about David Attenborough and the Sloth, please visit: www.bbc.co.uk ***GET ONE OF RANDALL'S AUTHENTIC HONEY BADGER TEES RIGHT NOW, STUPID!!! ONLY HERE: bit.ly *** VISIT: www.youtube.com *FOR MORE OF RANDALL'S ANIMALS!!! ***HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE T-SHIRTS ARE HERE!!!: www.iheartthisplace.com FOLLOW RANDALL! = twitter.com


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Randall's Jem - Only on The HUB


Before Miley, before Gaga and Perry, there was Jem--and she is truly, truly, truly outrageous! What this world needs now is Jem and the world can see her and all of her magic only on the HUB: www.hubworld.com/


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The Gross and Disgusting American Bullfrog (original narration by Randall)


VISIT: bit.ly *FOR MORE OF RANDALL'S ANIMALS!!! ***Randall's HONEY BADGER T-SHIRTS/TANKS/1SIES ARE HERE!!! Get the AUTHENTIC REAL DEAL HERE: bit.ly Found in swamps, lakes and ponds throughout the US and Canada, Bullfrogs, or as Randall calls them, "the little bullies" , have a strange and cannibalistic diet. To learn more about the Bullfrog, please visit: www.nationalgeographic.com


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Let's Do The Booby Dance! (original narration by Randall)


The Blue Footed Booby is a fun-times bird with all the right moves to prove it! The males are, in addition to fabulous dancers, very family oriented. But what happens when an iguana wakes up with hangover, surrounded by boobies!? *To learn more about the Blue Footed Boobies, please visit: animals.nationalgeographic.com


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Randall's Grasshopper


Honey Badger is crazy and nastyass...Grasshopper is sweet and helpful! Don't be stupid, sign up today: grasshopper.com


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Gang Flamingo Versus Team Baboon - NEVER SEEN BEFORE (original narration by Randall)


***GET ONE OF RANDALL'S AUTHENTIC HONEY BADGER TEES RIGHT NOW, STUPID!!! ONLY HERE: bit.ly *** VISIT: www.youtube.com *FOR MORE OF RANDALL'S ANIMALS!!! East Africa's 'great rift valley" is home to flamingos and baboons and sometimes, the two may not get along. Watch rare footage of a baboon + flamingo attack! To learn more about these beautiful animals, please visit: www.nationalgeographic.com


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The Stiffy Goat (original narration by Randall)


***GET ONE OF RANDALL'S AUTHENTIC HONEY BADGER TEES RIGHT NOW, STUPID!!! ONLY HERE: bit.ly *** Suffering from myotonia congenita (a hereditary genetic disorder), whenever these poor goats are scared or "riled up," they stiffen and keel over! Scary! Not for the "faint" of heart! To learn more about the Fainting Goat, visit: www.faintinggoat.com


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The Majestic Lion (original narration by Randall)


***GET ONE OF RANDALL'S AUTHENTIC HONEY BADGER TEES RIGHT NOW, STUPID!!! ONLY HERE: bit.ly *** VISIT: www.youtube.com *FOR MORE OF RANDALL'S ANIMALS!!! The Lion is the king of the animal kingdom: with a roar heard up to five miles away and a great big bushy mane, lions rule all! To learn more about the Lion, please visit: www.nationalgeographic.com


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EXCLUSIVE: The Gross Honey Badgerette of New Zealand (original narration by Randall)


The elusive, gross, crazyass honey badgerette (whom we later named, "Lucy") is seen here for the first time in its natural habitat. Its strange eating and sanitary habits are finally caught on tape. It is ruthless, disgusting and absolutely lawless! The film was shot throughout the South Island of New Zealand. Please visit: ryanpenington.com = Ryan Pennington (camera)


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The Fantastic Zebras (original narration by Randall)


***Get an AUTHENTIC Randall Honey Badger T/Tank/1SIEs here: bit.ly VISIT: bit.ly *FOR MORE OF RANDALL'S ANIMALS!!! Zebras live a fairly peaceful life, traveling in herds while maintaining a healthy diet of twigs, leaves and branches. Randall admires their grace and beauty. To learn more about Zebras, please visit: www.nationalgeographic.com


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What Up Dog (Chill I'ma Cat)


yo quit calling me dog!


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Randall overslept! This is payback!!!


i noticed Randall's Horoscope Hotline [(209) 647-1639] wasn't updated today, so i call him and woke him up!!! (it's 6pm his time when i call)--this is what he gets for filming me when i didn't want to be filmed!!!


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Randall's Wild Wild Movie Trailers: The Thing (opens 10/14/11)


The always wonderful and amazing Joel Edgerton is joined by cutey-putety, Eric Christmas Olsen, and the beautiful + extraordinary Mary Elizabeth Winstead star in this crazy horror prequel, The Thing. It's the tale of a lady, sent by a scientist, played the dashing Ulrich Thomsen, 2 check out some crazy alien "thingy," in the wilds of Antarctica! Scary! FYI--there's NO way I'd ever go on THAT trip! The film will be released on October 14, 2011 by Universal.


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UNSEEN Mayor Bloomberg 3rd Term NYC ads


These were ads used for Mayor Bloomberg's 3rd term as NYC Mayor. His campaign ditched these spots and decided to go with something else.


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The Dark Room


The hot new reality show of the decade: The Dark Room. It's the social experiment of the century. The Dark Room.


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Not Ill Enough - Skitzofrenik


Not Ill Enough is the fresh new video from CZG AKA Skitzofrenik AKA The Slaughterhouse Kid


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311 Whiskers Lane


Episode III - Catty Gossip


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Merry X-Mas From My Office


My boss and i belt out some x-mas classics!


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Who You Callin' a Cheetah? (original narration by Randall)


The sweetest and fastest kitty of them all, the Cheetah is in need of your help. With roughly a mere 10000 remaining, change in the environment and lack of prey are factors in the Cheetah's dwindling numbers. You can help. Please visit: cheetah-watch.com www.cheetah.org ***GET ONE OF RANDALL'S AUTHENTIC HONEY BADGER TEES RIGHT NOW, STUPID!!! ONLY HERE: bit.ly ***


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Broken Eggs


French Filmmaker, Christoff Won-Ton, examines what happens when two ladies and a man go shopping for groceries two nights before new year's eve.


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The Outrageous Tale of the Tortoise & the Smartass Hare (original narration by Randall)


One day a cocky hare proclaimed to be the fastest of all of his animal friends. A grumpy old tortoise, fed up with the hare's bragging, challenges him to a race! Are you kidding me? A hare racing a tortoise? Watch this fabulous tale and see who wins!!! ***GET ONE OF RANDALL'S AUTHENTIC HONEY BADGER TEES RIGHT NOW, STUPID!!! ONLY HERE: bit.ly ***


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The Crazyass Gunnery Sergeant of the USMC (original narration by Randall)


Many special thanks to: www.marines.com/ and www.youtube.com as well as to www.youtube.com for the marvelous idea! Peace and love to anyone who serves in our nation's USMC or any other branches of the armed forces--my thoughts and prayers are with you as you protect our country!


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The Disgusting and Creepyass Fisher Cat (original narration by Randall)


*Dedicated to Mama Long* The Fisher Cat is native to parts of Canada but primarily found in Northern America; and dwells in the woods/forrest. It is a swift predator and member of the weasel family. For many years, they were hunted for their fur, and sometimes, still are. To learn more about Fisher Cats, please visit: www.wildlife.state.nh.us


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Randall's Wild Wild Movie Trailers: Warrior (opens 9/9/11)


The wonderful and amazing Joel Edgerton; as well as sassy, Tom Hardy star in this action/drama, Warrior. It's the tale of a former boxer, played by Nick Nolte, who not only welcomes back his youngest son from the war, but decides to train him to compete in a mixed martial arts tournament! Yikes! The film will be released on September 9, 2011 by Lionsgate.


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Randall's Comic Con International, San Diego, CA 2011


For Entertainment Weekly, Randall reported on the festivities and wild characters of Comic Con International which is hosted annually in San Diego, CA. For more information, please visit: www.ew.com = Entertainment Weekly www.comic-con.org = Comic Con International uglyghost.com = John Carlucci (camera) ***Special thanks to David Schlow & Mike Bruno


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North Kenya Munchie Times (Original narration by Randall)


In the Northern region of Kenya and Tanzania, Africa, hunter/gatherer groups co-habitate the land with big cats, wildebeests and other wild, wild animals. Here, three local hunters are seeking some meats from a group of lions. For more information visit and check out Human Planet & BBC One: bbc.in


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Randall's Horoscope Hotline - 209.647.1639


Recently, Randall has been reading the stars and studying their effect on different zodiac signs. Please call Randall's Horoscope Hotline today and every day--it is updated daily; and the call itself is free (you may need to pay for long distance depending on your carrier)! Please pass this number on to everyone you know. Randall wants to give the world his horoscope advice.


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SIGNAL, STUPID! Official PSA (Original narration by Randall)


Many accidents are caused on the road by not signaling. While it is so easy to do and allows other drivers to know your next move; many people choose, unwisely, not to signal. More auto accidents occur as a result of improper turning/not signaling. To learn more about "SIGNALING - GET INTO GOOD HABITS" please visit: bit.ly


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Troy and Jason Statham (Transporter. Snatch, Crank)


Troy has a fun time with Brit action star, Jason Statham! "Please don't punch me!"


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The Wildlife of Beautiful Banff, Canada (Original narration by Randall)


From black and brown grizzly bears to cougars and lynx, the wildlife of Banff, Alberta is amazing! Founded in the 1880's many animals, for years, have co-habitated the land with settlers, railroad pioneers and now students as well as townsfolk. This video was presented at the Wood Dialogue at the Banff Centre, on August 27th, 2011. To find out more about the Wood Dialogue and building the bridge between science & communications/arts, please visit: banffscience.ca bit.ly bit.ly www.scientificamerican.com


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Jake Owen's "Barefoot Blue Jean Night" (original narration by Randall)


There's no doubts about it, stupid, RCA Nashville's, Jake Owen, is one of today's hottest voices of Country music. He made quite a splash this year with this title track, "Barefoot Blue Jean Night"! To learn more about this amazing recording artist please visit: bit.ly To purchase this amazing track and others, visit: myplay.me


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311 Whiskers Lane


Episode I - Boredom and Vittles


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What's Going on in America? *Honey Badger Party* (original narration by Randall)


Things get heated when a group of friends, during their afternoon lunch break, discuss politics. Things are heated all over. Homelessness is rising, there are no jobs and other countries are staving as well. When will this end? When the government is flipped upside-down by the Honey Badger Party--a group of Americans who no longer care to hear from any party which accepts large sums of money to please them first, before US the people! -Randall =) xoxo


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Troy and Method Man


Troy meets Wu-Tang's Method Man! But can he kick a beat for Meth to get ill? Peep Meht's new album "421-The Day After" in stores NOW!


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Troy the Confused Tourist


Watch Troy as he interviews VMA celebrities!


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Friends & Shoulders


When these four friends get together, the expression "what's up?" takes a whole new meaning.


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311 Whiskers Lane


Episode II - Kitty Talk


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Troy meets Vida Guerra


Troy loses his cool when he meets his favorite model!


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Old Presidents/New Prezzys- The Honey Badger Party! (original narration by Randall)


From the Whigs, to the GOPs to them Dems, there have always been political parties which we, the people of the United States, have a say in who should become our President. Who should be represent us to the world and listen to our situations/recognize and see what needs to be done. These days, as you'll see, it's very hard to trust anyone. So, why should they trust we're going to vote for either party? How presumptuous, considering how much of their money they "borrowed" and how many jobs have been lost! Let's see what happens when we VOTE HONEY BADGER!!!


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Honey Badger Party 2012 - WRITE IN YOUR VOTE!!! (original narration by Randall)


Occupy fever has swept this nation of ours. The big government is simply not listening to us, the American people; nor is the financial sector. When will it end? When will the citizens of this great nation be heard once again? Not until we show them how fed up we are! In 2012, confuse the hell out of government and write in your votes for Me, Randall under the Honey Badger Party! Together, they will listen to us and we will get this country back to its people! Peace and Love, Randall =) xoxo


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Taco Cheese Johnny


From the far-away planet Burriton comes Taco Cheese Johnny. A crime stopper and better situation maker, Taco Cheese Johnny uses his intergalactic cheese to help people.


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Song for Donny


Rowboat is one of my favorite Beck songs ever. Johnny Cash covered it. And now I cover it for my good friend, Donny Suits.


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