Limitless Soundtrack - Happy Pills


Album: Limitless (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) Title: Happy Pills Track: 25 Composer: Paul Leonard-Morgan As far as I know, only rumCzajs has hitherto uploaded this song. And my picture is better. Enjoy!!!!!!!!!¿ I obviously do not own this song or movie because my username is JetSpandex. How do you expect a guy named JetSpandex to own anything?


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UT3 Duel JetSpandex vs Satans_Father Semi Finals - 1 / 2


Recorded live on September 25 at 6:31pm. -- Recorded live on Justin.tv - j-tv.me


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UT3 Duel JetSpandex vs Satans_Father Semi Finals - 2 / 2


Recorded live on September 25 at 6:31pm. -- Recorded live on Justin.tv - j-tv.me


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Stealthbender on Stranded Base


JetSpandex and LovesickMelody - while fooling around on Fail Duelz, vCTF edition - try to shove the stealthbender to the catwalk area in the blue base on vCTF-Stranded. Game is Unreal Tournament 3. Music is Civilization by Danny Kaye.


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The Mask Soundtrack - Gee, Baby, Ain't I Good to You


Album: The Mask (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) Title: Gee, Baby, Ain't I Good to You Track: 11 Singer: Susan Boyd Enjoy! I do not own this song or movie because my nipples are inverted.


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CombOMG


CombOMG is a silly video that showcases some fancy shock combos. I made this with Sony Vegas Movie Studio HD 9.0 and footage that I recorded in Unreal Tournament 3. The featured music (in chronological order) is "Shiny" and "88 Round Per Minute"; both are from the Blue Stahli album entitled "Antisleep Vol. 01".


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LIFTS on BONE


This is a lift- and jump pad-only path around DM-Bonescraper from Unreal Tournament 3. Every lift and jump pad is used. Music: You Spin Me Right Round by Dead or Alive


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Avenged Sevenfold - Victim


Album: Nightmare Title: Victim Track: 8 Band: Avenged Sevenfold (a7x) I do not own this song because I do not own a copacetic disposition.


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Merry Giblets


StomboClaus is coming to a Bonescraper near you.


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The Tower of Dawn


And this is my favorite track from Prince of Persia: Sands of Time!


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Suspenseful


This is pointless but fancy UT3 tom-foolery. It involves a hammer wall-dodge, a jump pad and a shock combo.


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Combocide On Yard


I performed this shock combo while high on walrus fat and 11 kilos of methamphetamine. The game is Unreal Tournament 3 and the map is DM-Yard-SE. The song is "Howlin' For You" by The Black Keys.


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Sh0ck_Tr00per gets banned for saying "LOL"


Sh0ck_Tr00per found |RIIP|K*Jynx & |RIIP|Ad_Lib dueling in [cQ]2 West Coast Duel/TDM/CTF server, and told them to "Let me in fuckers!" because they were busy in warmup mode and wouldn't ready up. He later left to .:Beer Drinkers & Hell Raisers:. where apparently |RIIP|K*Jynx ask him who he was and |RIIP|Fishtail followed him and "warned him not to start shit" in a server where he has no say over what goes on. Then due to the fact that Sh0ck responded with "LOL" to Fishtails useless warning in a server that doesn't even belong to him, Fish decides to issue a ban on site warrant for Sh0ck_Tr00per in |RIIP| servers. DOES THE LOW LEVEL N00BAGE AND FAGGOTRY KNOW NO BOUNDS? The funniest part is they hate shock so much, and is it because he called them fuckers in a duel server, or deathmatch pub? No, it's because he's top level. They let a n00b named FAHQ play in their servers who's bad @ unreal, either A. because he sucks, or B. because their too stupid to realize FAHQ means Fuck You. Anyway here's a joke for you: What do n00bs have in common with bitches that wont put out? THEY NEVER CLICK F5 AND READY THE FUCK UP!


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Light at the end of the tunnel: The Large Scale Destruction Deathmatch League


Hang in there kiddies because it's coming to a Unreal Tournament server near you!


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One time Jetty took 4 big loads in a row


♬ One time Spandex sucked four in a row... ♬ ♬ One time Jet got his kicks with my bi-yO ♬ ♬ And he sucked like 4 big green loads in a row! ♬ This is my first time using YouTube's Audio Swap feature, cool!


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Basically played FeelGood style


umad JetSpandex? I really did it.


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LSD vs HGH


Check out the Gametracker thread on this video @ www.gametracker.com Just when you thought there couldn't possibly be any players out there worse than =TS=, your favorite Unreal Tournament Rockstar brings you a demo of one of the most pointless slaughters in Unreal Tournament History. If you like watching pro's beat the shit out of newbs this video is for you! Some backstory: clan HGH formerly clan {PI}, has been spreading rumors, and telling people in UT3 that I'm a hacking cheater, and that my skills are not what they are: 100% legit, and earned though paying my dues in this shitty fucking unfinished beta of a game. The real truth in this matter is that they are honestly the lowest forms of shit in all of Unreal Tournament history. They are less than maggots, and rumor has it, one of their "leaders" a guy named Tr!P is actually in fact a child molester/pedobear in real life. Now if your name is Nanner, you may be thinking to yourself: "Damn bro that's hawt!" but thats probably because you've never met this piece of shit... These scrubs make a habit of running around in Gdawg servers and spamming amp+berserk minigun, praying they hit something, and telling themselves that their not worthless pieces of shit in this game, which is super amusing because their just kidding themselves! These scrubs have never played in a real tournament, and probably never will, but when someone who has (IE: ME) comes a long I get called a hacker/cheater and every other dirty name in the book <b>...</b>


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UT3 Duel Legionz vs Korben44 Semi Finals - 2 / 2


Fall 2011 UT3 Duel tournament Semi final match between Legionz (#1 seed) vs Korben (#5 seed) -- Recorded live on Justin.tv - j-tv.me


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Insane UT3 Duel


This was a match between me and i_hax on DM-Bonescraper. Check out the frag at 5:40!


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