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Tweet: clicktotweet.com For icanhascheezburger.com, "Kitteh Energy of Tomorrow" is a short excerpt from "An Engineer's Guide to Cat Flatulence." Two professional engineers demonstrate a form of renewable energy called Cat Methane Containment Trousers. Also includes creative uses of the technology. None of the Cats, Engineers, or Flatulence Technicians were harmed in the making of this video. They did feel a bit bloated, but then they felt better. Please share with family and friends!! Written and directed by Paul Klusman. Copyright Paul Klusman 2011 icanhascheezburger.com Cast: (in order of appearance) Paul Klusman TJ Wingard Oscar Cat Ginger Cat Larry Ingram Reginald Cat Arietta Austin Chie Cline Jade Camui Kevin Nguen Scooter Dog Zoey Cat Joel K Ryan R Jeremiah Slattery Liberty Greenwood Alice Picado Adam Williamson Production Assistance: (alphabetical order) Mary Druoin (Reggie Cat's Mom) Suzanne Edmonson (Mechanics of Materials book) Eldon Epp (motorcycle chase driver, understudy for Mr. Ingram) Adam Williamson (video editing consultant) Music: Lynne Publishing - www.shockwave-sound.com Poldini: "Poupee Valsante" Ginger Cat's fancy bed provided by Neko Habitat (TM) www.nekohabitat.com Lonely painting on my wall provided by Heidi Harner: heidiharnerart.com Coffee shot scene filmed at: Java Villa Cafe 7812 East Harry Street Wichita, KS 67207-3132 www.facebook.com

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Two professional engineers illustrate the proper care and practical benefits of cats. None of the cats, humans, or engineers were mistreated in the making of this film. They were however, slightly annoyed. T-shirts and other goodies available at: www.cafepress.com "Art Critic" music is Mozart "Requiem, Rex Tremendae" and song on ending credits is called "Sparky's New Bike" both from Shockwave-sound.com royalty free music website.

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Hello Ladies, Where can you go when your man smells like an unemployed engineer? Director of photography: Ryan Rahn

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Teaser for "An Engineer's Guide to Voting (Ginger Cat for President)" A blatant attempt to generate more interest and views for the video. This scene is a Hollywood-esque dramatization of Ginger's military experience.

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By request from icanhascheezburger.com, "Advanced Cat Yodeling" is a shortened edit of "An Engineer's Guide to Cat Yodeling (with Cat Polka)" by Paul Klusman. Music is "Can Can" by Offenbach purchased from shockwave-sound.com.

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North Dakota, childhood photos, and my YouTube story.

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Outtakes from the groundbreaking and controversial film, An Engineer's Guide to Cat Flatulence.

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Tweet: clicktotweet.com Two professional engineers demonstrate recent advances in cat flatulence technology. Includes a brief history of farting. None of the cats, engineers, or flatulence technicians were harmed in the production of this film. They did feel a bit bloated, but then they felt better. Please share with family and friends!! Written and directed by Paul Klusman. Copyright Paul Klusman 2011 Cast: (in order of appearance) Paul Klusman TJ Wingard Oscar Cat Zoey Cat Ginger Cat Joel K Ryan R Al Heiden Monica Melean Larry Ingram Reginald Cat Arietta Austin Chie Cline Jade Camui Kevin Nguen Scooter Dog Jeremiah Slattery Liberty Greenwood Alice Picado Adam Williamson Production Assistance: (alphabetical order) Alanna Arena (flinging hat technician, B. Franklin scene) Geneva Arena (kite technician, B. Franklin scene) Kevin Boyd (vintage bicycle consultant) Mary Druoin (Reggie Cat's Mom) Suzanne Edmonson (Mechanics of Materials book) Eldon Epp (Lunar Lander technician, motorcycle chase driver, understudy for Mr. Ingram) Luke Ferguson (chair technician, Moon scene) Christie Kidd (Pilgrim kitty costumes) Adam Williamson (video editing consultant) Music: Lynne Publishing - www.shockwave-sound.com Dynamedion Royalty-free: "Sad Bossa" Poldini: "Poupee Valsante" Ginger Cat's fancy bed provided by Neko Habitat (TM) www.nekohabitat.com Lonely painting on my wall provided by Heidi Harner: heidiharnerart.com "Young Male Rite of Passage" scene filmed at: Java Villa Cafe 7812 East <b>...</b>

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Response to "Debbie" and her eHarmony Video Bio. Rainbow physics and the statistical probability of hugging all cats. "Debbie's" original eHarmony Video Bio: www.youtube.com

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Cats with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. For the holidays. Music is Carol of the Bells purchased from Shockwave-sound.com. Cast: Oscar, Ginger, Darth Zoey, TJ Wingard, and Paul Klusman Special thanks to production assistant Christie Kidd!

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I'm a big fan of Brandon Hardesty. I've always wanted to do a reenactment similar to his fantastic work, but with cats (of course). Presenting the "Miracle Max" scene from the Princess Bride. Cast: (in order of appearance) Miracle Max: Paul Klusman + wig Inigo Montoya: Paul Klusman + different wig Fezzik: Zoey Cat + afro wig Westley, The Man in Black: Oscar Cat Valerie: Ginger Cat + small wig Miracle Pill: TJ Wingard Director of Photography: Ryan Rhan photo.ryanrahn.com Production assistant: Corina "Corina Corina" Tillman FYI here is the original: www.youtube.com

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Surprised Kitty with supersonic and subsonic ear geometry - similar to some fighter jets that fold their wings back for high speed flight.

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Cats relaxing in the morning sun. Original acoustic guitar with fancy editing to hide most of the mistakes. Oscar grabbing his portion of the spotlight at the end of the guitar take. Also featuring Sweet William, TJ's newly adopted one-eye kitty, and TJ's sexy feet.

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Original Guitar and lyrics (and sweetener packs) You showed up on a Tuesday afternoon The sun was shining bright and clear that day But Wednesday chased the sun behind a cloud Sleepy Hollow mist and the gray You brought along your wide eyed baby blues And a suitcase covered all in zebra stripes We fancied in the misty of the days We melted in the darkness of the nights For three whole days and bookends of hours You brought a golden shine to the gloom But Thursday saw it coming and Friday made it clear You'd be gone by Saturday afternoon Back to cobblestones and houses on a hill You boarded on a plane and flew away Now I'm dreaming of those cozy winter days Sleepy Hollow mist and the gray

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How to create a festive mechanized holiday accessory for your favorite engineer or cat.

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Project for Awesome (P4A) 2010 video to promote kindness towards animals and education regarding the impact of consumer habits on the lives of animals. A perfect example of the suffering of animals in the US food industry: www.youtube.com

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Working on voiceover for the next video and Big Larry had some fun between takes!

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Video to announce a giveaway of some of Oscar's holiday deconstruction art AND the 2011 Ford Explorer web commercials featuring Paul and TJ. 2011 Ford Explorer on Facebook: www.facebook.com 2011 Ford Explorer on YouTube: www.youtube.com Paul and TJ Ford Explorer commercials: www.youtube.com www.youtube.com

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I am a big fan of MysteryGuitarMan. This is a tribute to his fantastic videos - a musical cat performance of "Pizzicato" by Leo Delibes. None of the cats were harmed while making this video. They were expecting dinner so they were pretty grumpy, though.

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T-shirts: www.cafepress.com Two engineers describe the history and importance of voting and nominate Ginger the cat for President. WARNING! Disco and mean dog content! Ending music is "Mr Tiny" purchased from royalty free music website shockwave-sound.com.

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Finally! Another Cat Video! Cat Yodeling Tutorial with an introduction to Cat Polka. Cat Yodeling will soon take over the universe and you don't want to get left behind! "Aspect Ratio" sequence near the start is a spoof of a video called "Free Hugs." Ending music is "Can Can" by Offenbach.

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This is a video response to "Mystery FAIL Man" video by MysteryGuitarMan. MGM said he would feature his favorite video response - hope he will feature this one! Virtual floating video screens with cats and other various forms of moving-picture technology! UPDATE: MGM FEATURED THIS!!! Here is the video where he mentions this video: www.youtube.com Music is "Barcarole" by Offenbach purchased from royalty-free music site shockwave-sound.com. My YouTube channel: www.youtube.com Cast: Paul Klusman TJ Wingard Zoey Cat Ginger Cat Oscar Cat (as ceiling cat) Morse code technical advisor: James Klusman

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Paul and TJ go on a whirlwind 36 hour adventure to Detroit, MI to film some web commercials for the 2011 Ford Explorer. The cats had to stay home. Ford commercials with Paul and TJ: www.youtube.com www.youtube.com

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Paul and TJ and the famous kitties will be on a new program on Animal Planet called "Must Love Cats" on Saturday, Feb 19, 8 PM EST. Also the results of the Oscar shred artwork giveaway. Photos by Ryan Rahn: photo.ryanrahn.com

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Video for a cat named Reginald that my buddy Joel and I recently rescued from an apartment complex. We are now trying to find a good home for him.

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Paul and TJ's adventures in San Francisco and the YouTube Live event and Rice-a-Roni. Part 1 of 2. Ending music is "Waltz For Maria" from Shockwave-Sound.com royalty-free music.

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A video blog to discuss sxephil, a recent Supreme Court ruling about videos showing violence towards animals, and hot women. Also an actual demonstration of KINDNESS towards cats. sxephil: www.youtube.com Note: For the record I really enjoy sxephil. I agree with many of his views and his humor often has a level of intelligence that is rare on YouTube. I'm being a bit critical of him in one part of this video because of some recent comments he made about cats, but I'm sure he was kidding and I still think he is an awesome dude.

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A sneak preview - behind the scenes look at one of the many fun things in the next cat video. Stay tuned for "An Engineer's Guide to Cat Flatulence (with a Brief History of Farting)" coming soon to a computer near you!! Music: Grande Valse Brilliante (Grand Waltz Brilliant), Opus 18 (Arr: Krimetz). Music license purchased from Lynne Publishing AS, Floskjarveien 15 A, 3290 Stavern, NORWAY. Org.nr. 995 737 698 MVA www.shockwave-sound.com

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Communication to the Old Spice Dude and demonstration of my cat technique for attracting the attention of ladies.

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This is a video for a stray cat my friends and I rescued. He is very sweet and we are trying to find a home for him.

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Paul and TJ's adventures in San Francisco and the YouTube Live event and Rice-a-Roni. Part 2 of 2. Ending Music is Paul goofing around on guitar. Oscar cleans his butt.

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For icanhascheezburger.com. Posing the kittehs for a Halloween photo is not an easy task! My ugly sofa and dirty socks are the scariest thing in my house for a background. Music is "Mr. Tiny" purchased from royalty-free music shockwave-sound.com.

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TJ adopts Sweet William, a one-eye kitty. This is how it should be. William now has a loving forever home with TJ. If you would like to adopt a dog or cat please consider a rescue facility or animal shelter. Please do not purchase animals from breeders or pet stores unless the pet store supports local pet rescue and shelter organizations. Most pet stores and breeders produce animals as consumer items for money. The supply is greater than the demand and every day thousands of animals are euthanized in the US alone because of this. Also please spay and neuter your pets to help reduce the number of unwanted animals. For more adoptable dogs and cats in Wichita, KS: www.lifelineanimalplacement.org members.petfinder.org

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Original Guitar. No lyrics. I was facing east towards the morning sun when I recorded it hence the name.

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Old blues standard on acoustic guitar. This is at the very lower end of my voice range. Tried an octave higher but the lower register is better. Storm in the background is live coming through the open window, not effects. Tuning on the guitar is D minor. Here is a link to explain the tuning: www.youtube.com One the guitar is tuned you can find tab for the song. Not hard to play!

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A holiday message with a theme of forgiveness. You must forgive me as I've failed to release this year's holiday cat video in time for Christmas. Of course the holidays aren't over just yet. Includes shameless self-promotion of my own previous holiday videos. Please forgive me.

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From the short film "An Engineer's Guide to Cats" - Cat Yodeling! Cat Yodeling involves cuddling the cat 'till he/she gets annoyed. Once the cat starts to "meow" just give a little "shiver" and you have cat yodeling! This does not harm the cat but I suppose it is a little humiliating. Poor kitty!

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An environmental video submitted to the first Sundancechannel "What's the Big Idea?" contest. It was accepted into that contest as well as the online Treo Mobile Comedy short film festival.

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A second video I made for the Sundancechannel "What's the Big Idea?" contest. It was not accepted into the contest but was accepted for the Treo Mobile Comedy online film festival and the Mobifest Toronto festival.

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Video for Heinz ketchup contest.

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Only the goodness of Heinz Ketchup can bring peace and quiet for our hero - at least for a while!

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Digital enhancement of a photo of a UFO over China reveals the shocking truth. These same aliens may be related to the Mercury UFO.

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