
FREE MP3 here: vacantmanifesto.bandcamp.com Facebook: www.facebook.com Twitter: twitter.com Big thanks to Danielle, Katy, Patrick, and Paul. Chorus: Oh, no! Here we go, with the flow (here we go). Chasin' gold 'cause that's the goal, or so we've been told (with the flow). I think we've all played that role, so I don't care what you say (chasing gold). 'Cause everyday we role play. Everyday we role play (ooohhhwowowohh). Verse: I'm not a 9 to 5'er, a daily grinder. I smack a wench in the mouth, just to remind her (smack her in the mouth). I'm not a stranger to danger. I, myself, am a Ranger. I got a Dark Elf and a Wizard in my crew. So, don't think we're afraid of you. I'm a Dark Elf, I'm my bad ass self (that ass is so bad). Slitting throats, killing folks, trying to be myself. I'm like, "Don't be mad because I'm bad." You know, I was born that way. It's like being gay (Uncle Larry!). Chorus Verse: Rule # 1: No hitting in the face. Rule # 2: If you get hit in the leg, drop to your knees and let out a shout. If you get hit again, then you're out. Rule # 3: Memorize these...(Follow these rules) Look at their face, see their fear. A puff of smoke and the wizard appears (wizard appears). I don't care if you stare at my wicked warez, my Wiccan flair, my white flowing wizard hair. Chorus Verse: Wait, is this like playing WOW? No, Ogre licker. I'm a real wizard kicker. If you snicker, it will trigger my sword to grow bigger. To all you WOW kids: you know what joblessness is, or <b>...</b>
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