MST3K Top Ten Best Lines

If you're complaining about the list, save it, dun care, this was just for fun. Back on DA, I let people come up with their favorite quotes from Mystery Science Theatre 3000, I picked out some of my personal favs, but also picked up on the most quoted. Here it is.
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (2/10) Movie CLIP - Rough Landing (1996) HD

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Movie Clip - watch all clips j.mp click to subscribe j.mp As Cal (Rex Reason) attempts to land his jet, he loses control and experiences a series of strange green flashes. TM & © Universal (2012) Cast: Trace Beaulieu, Kevin Murphy, Michael J. Nelson Director: Jim Mallon MOVIECLIPS YouTube Channel: j.mp Join our Facebook page: j.mp Follow us on Twitter: j.mp Buy Movie: amzn.to Producer: Trace Beaulieu, Jim Mallon Screenwriter: Trace Beaulieu, Paul Chaplin, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Michael J. Nelson, Mary Jo Pehl Film Description: The cult television series Mystery Science Theatre 3000 transfers its brand of science-fiction wisecracking to the big screen with relatively few changes. The concept is the same in series and film: an innocent man (Michael J. Nelson, playing Mike Nelson) is stranded in outer space by a mad scientist, who subjects the poor slob to "experiments" that involve watching the worst movies ever made. In order to survive this cinematic torture, Mike and his two companions, sarcastic robots Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot, mercilessly heckle the film in self-defense. In this case, the target is This Island Earth, a 1950s sci-fi opus that, despite its silly makeup effects and stilted dialogue, actually stands slightly above the usual Mystery Science Theatre fare. Otherwise, despite the larger budget, the film plays as a shorter version of the television show, with the robots and sets purposefully maintaining their ingenious <b>...</b>
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MST3K - Favorite Moments - Werewolf

Another great MST episode. Look out for the chameleonic hairstyle of one of the characters if your not too distracted by the rather pathetic werewolves portrayed in this movie. Maybe Mike is right - maybe he's not a werewolf - just Greek.
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MST3K - The Gumby Show: Robot Rumpus

From the episode The Screaming Skull. Cast: Crow - Bill Corbett Mike Nelson - Michael J. Nelson Servo - Kevin Murphy © 1998 Best Brains, Inc.
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MST3K - Favorite Moments - Prince of Space

Japan is once again facing an invasion force from another planet. This time it's apparently a rather incompetent race of chicken-men, but as luck would have it Prince of Space is there to.... laugh annoyingly at them until they go away. Once again the earth is safe - not from this stinker of a movie, though.
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MST3k 819 - Invasion of the Neptune Men

Please...just go away...I can't think of anything marginally witty to write about this incredibly bad film...my soul...dying...moose...Indian... www.reddit.com mst3konline.blogspot.com - a list of every episode available for online streaming!
MST3K - Body Care and Grooming

From the episode Lassie: The Painted Hills. Cast: Crow - Trace Beaulieu Joel Robinson - Joel Hodgson Servo - Kevin Murphy © 1993 Best Brains, Inc.
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Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (4/10) Movie CLIP - The Interocitor (1996) HD

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Movie Clip - watch all clips j.mp click to subscribe j.mp Cal (Rex Reason) and Joe (Robert Nichols) finish building the interocitor, a device for communicating with intelligent alien life form Exeter (Jeff Morrow). TM & © Universal (2012) Cast: Trace Beaulieu, Kevin Murphy, Michael J. Nelson Director: Jim Mallon MOVIECLIPS YouTube Channel: j.mp Join our Facebook page: j.mp Follow us on Twitter: j.mp Buy Movie: amzn.to Producer: Trace Beaulieu, Jim Mallon Screenwriter: Trace Beaulieu, Paul Chaplin, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Michael J. Nelson, Mary Jo Pehl Film Description: The cult television series Mystery Science Theatre 3000 transfers its brand of science-fiction wisecracking to the big screen with relatively few changes. The concept is the same in series and film: an innocent man (Michael J. Nelson, playing Mike Nelson) is stranded in outer space by a mad scientist, who subjects the poor slob to "experiments" that involve watching the worst movies ever made. In order to survive this cinematic torture, Mike and his two companions, sarcastic robots Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot, mercilessly heckle the film in self-defense. In this case, the target is This Island Earth, a 1950s sci-fi opus that, despite its silly makeup effects and stilted dialogue, actually stands slightly above the usual Mystery Science Theatre fare. Otherwise, despite the larger budget, the film plays as a shorter version of the television show, with the robots and sets <b>...</b>
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MST3K - 521 - Santa Claus (1/10)

Merry X-Mas! "Bonus": MST3K Commercial! Well decided to upload this one mainly to see what settings I should save my videos in, And the fact Santa Conquers The Martians seems to get all the attention. D;
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Final Sacrifice 1 of 9

MST3K's "The Final Sacrifice" was arguably one of the best Mystery Science Theater 3000 episodes of all time. Who can forget the likes of Troy and Zap Rowsdower on their inadvertent quest to save the world from an ancient cult. Whether it's the Lost City, the map, Red Green, or just hearing Troy say, "Rowsdower" the MST3K guys will keep you entertained. This movie screams instant classic, watch the whole thing in nine parts.
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MST3K - 521 - Santa Claus (2/10)

Seriously Are the kids inside or outside?.. Or in some weird room with no roof?.. Wouldn't the snow melt then warp the wood the toys are made out of?.. OK I'm just over thinking this movie now. ._.
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1005 BLOOD WATERS OF DR Z 01of10

"SARGASSUM! The WEED of DECEIT!" This was a fairly poor choice for the first video I ever edited together, because it is probably the single most disjointed, jumbled mess that the crew of the Satellite of Love ever watched, and I am including SKYDIVERS in that list. Dr. Z the amphibious warthog will be watching some chick with a volkswagen, camping, one second, killing some fisherman the next, then watching the chick again, with a voiceover from the cracker sherriff and the black scientist dude talking about walking catfish all the while. If I hadn't seen the episode 100 times, I'd seriously have thought I put the clips together out of order!
MST3K - Samson vs The Vampire Women Montage

"Now let's get back to the party and STRAUSS OUT!"
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MST3K Comic-Con Reunion (1 of 6)

Friday, July 25th the entire cast of the show Mystery Science Theater 3000 met up to have a Q&A, with Patton Oswalt moderating. Everyone was at this historic event! Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett, Trace Beaulieu, J. Elvis Weinstein, Frank Conniff, Paul Chaplin, and Bridget Jones were all there for an hour of hilarity! I apologize for the quality, but between me being excited and my arm getting tired (from having to hold it over people's heads) it's a bit shaky! Enjoy!
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