Facebook CIA Project: The Onion News Network


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Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere


Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever.


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Modern Warfare 3 - The Onion News Network


Ever since CoD Modern warfare 2 came out, game designers are already putting the finishing touchs of Modern warfare 3, and you can see it here BTW, I DONT OWN ANYTHING THAT IS IN THE VIDEO


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Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work


Our Tech Trends reporter looks at the new gizmo Sony promises will revolutionize the way consumers become infuriated by goddamn blinking TV box things.


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Perfectly Good Tire Just Sitting There Behind The Kroger


Onion News Network, Fridays at 10/9c on IFC. The local Onion affiliate in Pennington, IL reports the tire is basically new and there for the taking.


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Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters


For a majority of likely voters, meaningless bullshit will be the most important factor in deciding who they will vote for in 2008. More coverage at: onion.com


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Immigration: The Human Cost


A report on immigration from the Onion News Network.


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'9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda


An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the US government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda. More coverage at: onion.com


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Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Talk With Mike Greenman


At a press conference today, the AGU announced it will not even acknowledge Mike Greenman until he begins dressing better and loses some weight.


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Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard


The MacBook Wheel lets consumers accomplish everyday tasks like typing with just a few dozen spins and clicks of a wheel.


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Inside The Onion News Network


The anchors of the Onion News Network's top-rated program "FactZone" answer viewers' questions about what it's like behind the scenes of the most powerful cable news channel in recorded human history. The Onion News Network premieres on IFC on January 21st at 10/9pm c.


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Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'


Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions.


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Blockbuster Offers Glimpse Of Movie Renting Past


The Blockbuster Video Living Museum offers tourists a glimpse of how Americans rented movies before the advent of services like Netflix and iTunes. More coverage at: onion.com


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Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus


Ford says the '93 Taurus is the only car to drive in 2010, and they think Americans will have no other choice but to agree.


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New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products


Tech Trends' Jeff Tate explains the new service that pairs insufferable Apple customers with "friends" that will listen to them rattle on for hours.


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Onion News Network - Coming To IFC January 2011


The Onion News Network, the most popular 24-hour cable news network in America, is coming to IFC on Friday January 21, 2011 at 10pm.


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'Iron Man' Trailer To Be Made Into Feature Film


Fans are worried that the feature film adaptation of the beloved trailer won't live up to the original 90-second story's vision. More coverage at: onion.com


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Morbid Curiosity Leading Many Voters To Support Palin


A recent poll shows 62% of Americans say they don't want to vote for Palin, but kinda have to just to see what would happen.


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Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President


Voting machine DRE700 came out of nowhere to defeat Barack Obama and John McCain and become the first machine president.


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Apple Announces Plans To Release Steve Jobs 2 (Full coverage Tues 10/9c only on IFC)


Apple CEO Tim Cook announced that in 2012 the company will release the Steve Jobs 2, an updated version of the revolutionary Apple founder featuring a richer, deeper voice and a sleek new white turtleneck.


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RyiD KinG II - Onion News Network - Justin Bieber - Fake


I'M AGAINST BIBER !!!! No comment !! No comment !! Once again rumors related teen pop sensation Justin Bieber popped up on web. Recently, a shocking discovery is made by the Onion News Network that a 51-year-old pedophile Michael Cotes has worn as a wig and convincing rubber mask and appeared as teen Bieber for many years.


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Social Security Scam Robs Elderly By Convincing Them They Are Dead


A new scam preys on the elderly by informing them they have died and instructing them to reroute their social security checks to the "Department of the Dead."


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Ninja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again


Modesto, CA residents turned out for the city's annual Ninja Parade, where no ninjas were seen for the 30th year in a row. More coverage at: www.onion.com


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Truck Accident That Killed Rafters in Canyon Sparks Truck-Canyon-Rafter Reform Debate


In The Know panelists discuss yesterday's truck accident, and why nothing was done to prevent the vehicle from accidentally spiraling out of control and killing rafters in canyon below.


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Pop Star's Single, 'Booty Wave', Most Likely Civilization's Downfall


Multi-millionaire pop sensation, K'ronikka, appears on Today Now! completely unaware that she is responsible for the deterioration of civilized society. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com


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Advocacy Group Decries PETA's Inhumane Treatment Of Women


Women Deserve Better says PETA abuses defenseless, simple-minded women by forcing them to remove their clothing and participate in humiliating...


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Internet Archaeologists Find Ruins Of 'Friendster' Civilization


Researchers conducting the Friendster excavation say the site has been deserted since the year 2005 AD


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Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Their College-Aged Kids


'E-Mom' Gloria Bianco shows Jim and Tracy how geographical distance is no longer a roadblock to shamelessly interfering with the lives of your children.


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Tucker Hope ONN Episode 109


Episode 109 of The Onion News Network on IFC--Tucker Hope. March, 2011


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OMG! All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash!!!


lost.eu Officials confirm that all online data has been lost after the Internet crashed and was forced to restart. lost.eu


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The Onion News Network on Comic Sans


I don't have the rights for this, but I just needed to share it. Amazing.


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Rachel Maddow - Onion News Network


Rachel Maddow pays tribute to Brooke Alvarez of Factzone. Courtesy of Onion News Network, aired 11th February 2011. Maddow sites: www.msnbc.msn.com maddowblog.msnbc.msn.com No copyright infringement is intended in any way. However, if the copyright owner wishes for the video to be removed please contact me directly and let me know. Thank you


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Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried As Black Adult


The court ruled a white teen who stabbed a classmate to death will face the jury as a 300-pound black man. Onion News Network, Fridays at 10/9c on IFC.


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Kim Jong Il Announces Plan To Bring Moon To North Korea


From Onion News Network International: North Korea's space program will capture the moon and bring it home, a feat no Western nation could accomplish.


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Man Attempts To Assassinate Obama, 'But Not Because He's Black Or Anything'


Suspect Alex Croft, who has a ton of black friends, planned to kill Obama because of his socialist agenda—not because of his skin color.


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Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 08 Election


Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of our upcoming sham election. More coverage at: onion.com


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In Freak Accident, 34 Katherine Heigl Films Released At Once


The nation is still reeling from accident at Sony Pictures which unleashed dozens of films starring the irritating actress on an unsuspecting public.


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Prague's Kafka International Named Most Alienating Airport


Business Week ranked the airport last in customer satisfaction due to long delays, bureaucratic employees, and overall oppressive atmosphere.


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New Law Requires Women To Name Baby, Paint Nursery Before Getting Abortion


In The Know panelists say more states should make decorating a nursery and choosing a baby name required steps in obtaining access to an abortion.


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Onion News Network - Future Batman


A report from the Onion News Network about a possible future Batman.


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Onion News Network Season 2 Premieres Tues 10/4 at 10/9c - Only On IFC


Watch the Onion on TV - October 4th at 10/9c - Only On IFC.


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The Onion News Network's Brooke Alvarez Talks to Top Story! Weekly's Phillip Wilburn!


TS!W's Phillip Wilburn interview Brooke Alvarez from The Onion News Network on what you need to be a success in the news business! This performance is from TOP STORY! WEEKLY Ep. 98, I Gotsa Have My Stories, April 17, 2011, iO West Theater in Hollywood ****************** Where hard news meets Hollywood. Top Story! Weekly www.topstoryweekly.com


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Nation's Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: 'Let's Move In Together'


Girlfriends' spokesperson Kelly Ambrose joins us in the Financial Fallout Shelter to discuss why Boyfriends moving in with them just makes fiscal sense right now.


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Susan Barrett on Onion News Network


Susan Barrett performs in a segment for the Onion News Network as a member of the "Damaged Women Coalition."


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The Onion News Network's Suzanne Sena on Brooke Alvarez' aspirations


Full article here: www.examiner.com The Onion is out to dominate TV with a new series on IFC. Suzanne Sena stars are Brooke Alvarez, newscaster for 'FactZone'. Here she talks about her rivalry with Wolf Blitzer, advice for would-be journalists, and her own aspirations for world domination.


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Onion News Network 1.2


Onion News Network is a parody television news show. The show is scheduled to premiere on January 21, 2011, at 10:00 pm EST on IFC.


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Demand an #OnionPulitzer: A message from Americans For Fairness in Awarding Journalism Prizes


youtube.com and afajp.org This week, The Onion celebrates its 1000th issue. We are proud, not only of our journalistic accomplishments, but also of the high praise heaped upon us by our readers. While we normally disdain any acknowledgment of the unwashed masses who keep our advertisers in business, we are humbled by the efforts of AFAJP to recognize our unique and valuable coverage with a demand for a Pulitzer Prize. If you feel similarly, we urge you to support this selfless and wise organization.


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FactZone Show Opener - Onion News Network


Here is the show opener for FactZone that I worked on. The first 15 seconds were created by me (except for the eyeball 3d model, and the 3d model of the little bomb thing that flies onto the screen at 0:09). The second part (after 15s) was created by Chris Ervine. The whole opener was concepted and creatively directed by Judy Adler, JJ Shebesta, Chris, and me.


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