Pardis Parker - Stand Up & Bite Me Round 3 Judges' Choice


Contestant #6 Pardis Parker is the winner of Round 3 of Stand Up & Bite Me, and will be heading to the finals to compete for $10000!


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Stretched to the Limit


Pardis Parker got searched at the airport and no one was surprised.


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Pardis Parker - Rape?! (Stand Up Comedy)


Pardis Parker (@pardis) is the most loveable unintentional rapist of all time at the Laugh Factory comedy club in Hollywood, CA, home of the best stand up comedians. Want to see more Stand Up Comedy? Subscribe to the Laugh Factory's channel here: youtube.com Tell us what you thought in the comments and don't forget to like and add this video to your favorites if you LOL'd! FOLLOW @thelaughfactory on Twitter: twitter.com LIKE the Laugh Factory on Facebook: facebook.com VISIT the Laugh Factory's website: laughfactory.com LIVE SHOW TICKETS bit.ly


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Airport Security (Stand Up)


Pardis Parker has a fun game to play when going through airport security. Visit ComedyTime.tv Please Subscribe Like / Comment ! Like us on facebook.com Follow us on twitter.com


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The Awkward Race (Stand Up Comedy) 2012


New 2012 Stand Up Comedy videos @ comedytime.tv - Comedian Pardis Parker accidentally had the most awkward race of all time with a woman. Please LIKE Subscribe / Leave a comment below FOLLOW US ON TWITTER: twitter.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com WEBSITE: comedytime.tv new stand up comedy videos 2012 comedians funny jokes comedy time tv stand-up fail rape subway face


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Pardis Parker from Gallow's Humor March


Gallow's Humor $5 Entry / FREE BOOZE Last Thursday of the month @ 7:30 Located at Vlad the Retailer 4270 Melrose Ave. Los Angeles, CA 90004


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Implants


Two friends have a conversation about enhancements of the silicone variety. Implants is a digital short film starring Pardis Parker (Canadian Comedy Awards) and Evany Rosen (Picnicface). Written and Directed by Pardis Parker www.pardisparker.com Copyright 2010 Pardis Parker Awards and Distinctions 2011 Creative Arts Film Festival - Nominee: Best Dramatic Short Film - Nominee: Pardis Parker - Best Screenplay - Nominee: Pardis Parker - Best Sound Design - Nominee: Tarek Abouamin - Best Director of Photography 2011 Imaginative Filmmakers Spotlight - Finalist 2011 Margaret River Shorts Film Festival - Finalist 2011 Beloit International Film Festival - Finalist Official Selection: 2012 Manlleu Film Festival 2011 PollyGrind Film Festival 2011 Sexy International Paris Film Festival 2011 Ventura Film Festival 2011 Blue Whiskey Independent Film Festival 2011 Interrobang Film Festival 2011 Santa Fe 3-Minute Film Fest 2011 Hill Country Film Festival 2011 Buttered Corn on the Cob Film Festival 2011 Big Dam Film Festival 2011 Derby City Film Festival 2010 Wet Your Pants Comedy Film Festival 2010 Silver Wave Film Festival 2010 Calgary International Film Festival 2010 1737 Film Festival


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Charter Project - Celebrity Public Service Announcement - 30 Seconds (2 of 3)


This Charter Project PSA features Paul Gross, Vanessa Lengies, Wide Mouth Mason, Serena Ryder, Howie Mandel, Kreesha Turner, Elvira, Ron James, Pardis Parker, Alex Trebek, Rick Mercer, and Kristin Kreuk. The Charter Project (www.JoinTheDiscussion.ca) is an education initiative created by students at the University of Windsor, Faculty of Law (http Why should you care about the 30th anniversary of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms? Love it, hate it or just don't know; it's time to join the discussion. As millions today around the world are protesting for basic freedoms, on April 17, 2012, Canadians will mark 30 years with the Charter of Rights and Freedoms, a document which seeks to guarantee fundamental human rights, from speech, to religion, to association. For more celebrity public service announcements, legal expert interviews, workshops for high school students, our discussion forum, and more, please visit www.JoinTheDiscussion.ca


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The Week in Review - Promo


The Week in Review with Pardis Parker is a weekly stand-up comedy show at the Hollywood Improv in Hollywood, California, where the funniest writers from Conan, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Real Time with Bill Maher, Chelsea Lately, and more, take an uncensored look at the news of the week. Pardis Parker is an award winning director, writer, actor, and comedian. Recently nominated for four Canadian Comedy Awards and a finalist for Canada's Next Top Comic, he's appeared on ABC's Combat Hosptal and is currently recurring on CBC's Little Mosque on the Prairie. His films, including Two Men, Two Cows, Two Guns, Afghan, and The Dance, have screened at over 100 film festivals worldwide and received over 70 awards and nominations, and he's a regular performer and crowd favorite at the Hollywood Improv. Fridays at midnight | $10 admission | 2 item minimum | 21+ For free guest list: www.pardisparker.com


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Two Men, Two Cows, Two Guns


Written and Directed by Pardis Parker www.pardisparker.com Copyright 2010 Flying Dish Productions http A testy visitor sends a farmer's quiet Sunday on a hilarious downward spiral into udder chaos. Two Men, Two Cows, Two Guns stars John Dunsworth (Trailer Park Boys) and Levi MacDougall...


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I used to work in an office building...


Pardis Parker www.pardisparker.com Stand-up comedy, The Comedy Store in London, England. This is the joke about the parking lot at the office building I used to work at that's in the video from The Rivoli. Some people had asked to make it a separate file. And so here it is. Separated. For you. Music provided by MIA


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Afghan


Written, Directed, and Produced by Pardis Parker www.pardisparker.com Copyright 2008 Flying Dish Productions http An afternoon surprise forces two friends to make the best of a bad situation. Afghan is an award-winning short film about hate crimes, humour and friendship, starring Pardis...


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Charter Project - Celebrity Public Service Announcement - 30 Seconds (3 of 3)


This Charter Project PSA features Paul Gross, Elvira Kurt, Kristin Kreuk, Sarah Slean, Serena Ryder, Howie Mandel, Kreesha Turner, Jill Barber, Vanessa Lengies, Nazanin Afshin-Jam Mackay, and Pardis Parker. The Charter Project (www.JoinTheDiscussion.ca) is an education initiative created by students at the University of Windsor, Faculty of Law (http Why should you care about the 30th anniversary of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms? Love it, hate it or just don't know; it's time to join the discussion. As millions today around the world are protesting for basic freedoms, on April 17, 2012, Canadians will mark 30 years with the Charter of Rights and Freedoms, a document which seeks to guarantee fundamental human rights, from speech, to religion, to association. For more celebrity public service announcements, legal expert interviews, workshops for high school students, our discussion forum, and more, please visit www.JoinTheDiscussion.ca


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Ghettosocks - Don't Turn Around (feat. Edgar Allen Floe) - Full Version HD


Artist: Ghettosocks Song: Don't Turn Around (feat. Edgar Allen Floe) Album: Treat of the Day Director: Pardis Parker (www.pardisparker.com) Production Company Flying Dish Productions (www.flyingdish.ca) This is the full version of the music video for the first single off Ghettosocks'...


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The Infidel: Funniest religion winners


Clare Vooght catches up with the winners of the Funniest Religion competition, Nabil Abdulrashid and Pardis Parker, and runner up Imran Yusuf at the premiere of the Infidel.


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GHETTOSOCKS X UNCLE FESTER - THUGGIN' AROUND (LIVE @ THE SEAHORSE, HALIFAX, NS)


YO: Make sure to switch the quality of this vid from 320 to 720 HD before watching it. To so do, click on the cog button between the 'Normal' and enlargement buttons at the far left of the bar underneath the vid. Brought to you by @nicodemus_b (vimeo.com for Abandoned Spirit House Films. Big ups to Socks, Fester, Madlib and Freddie Gibbs. @Ghettosocks @TheExtremities @Madlib @FreddieGibbs Contains footage from: -Thuggin' (Madlib/Gibbs) www.youtube.com Directed by Jonah Schwartz. -Don't Turn Around (Socks/EAF) www.youtube.com Video Produced in Co-operation with VideoFACT, a Foundation to Assist Canadian Talent, Supported by MuchMusic,/MusiquePlus/MuchMoreMusic Network. Video Produced & Directed by Pardis Parker for Flying Dish Productions. -We Have Come For Your Children (Rhythmicru) www.youtube.com Produced By: Ghostmilk Studios - ghostmilk.com Producer: Bob "The Regulator" Rajic Director: Arv Slabosevicius AD: Ron Gervais DOP: Michael Morrow Editor: Alan Code Post: Ghostmilk Environment was created by the dope artists Dan Bergeron aka Fauxreel - fauxreel.ca and Gabriel Reese aka Specter - www.specterart.com -Ballz In Your Stomach (Socks/Tim/Pip) www.youtube.com Directed by Jason Levangie for Raised by Media. Post services buy Device Moving Images. -The Black Lodge (Twin Peaks - Socks/Mune) www.youtube.com Director of Photography: Jeff Wheaton Video Director: Jason Levangie Camera Assistant: Mike Snider *Many thanks to all those who created the content that made this <b>...</b>


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What is Moderation? - Moderation Town Ep 1


When it's primary factory folds, a small town turns to a startup internet moderation company for work.


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Moderation Town Commercial


Do you have a website or an online community that needs moderation? Check out Moderationtown.com for all your moderation needs.


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Chocolate Fountain - Moderation Town Ep 4 (feat. Amber Mac!)


Heather's hero, social media guru Amber Mac, has her pep talk to the office abruptly interrupted by Darryl and Brad's discovery of a particularly heinous troll-posted video. In the aftermath, and much to Alex's chagrin, Heather brings in a new hire with a natural skill for moderating—and a huge tongue...


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The Internet makes you an Asshole - Moderation Town Ep 3


Being the filter for the Internet's most heinous offerings starts to take a toll on the moderators. In the midst of the interoffice tension, Christian's penis detecting software suffers a major "setback". Frustrated, Alex sends everyone out the office (and into real life) only to discover that Christian's software had actually been hacked by a troll named H8RAID..


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Don't Feed the Trolls - Moderation Town Ep 2


When Christian flags Sandy's penchant for internet dating sites a security risk, Heather hammers Alex's deaf ears hard with a few pointers on how to take control and lead his mediocre employees. Brad gets hacked by H8RAID but ignores the 1st rule of internet moderation: Don't Feed the Trolls..


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Fast Slow Dissolving Tablets (Infomercial)


"Unity Pharmaceuticals" discovers a innovative way to regress spiritually - Fast Tablets! This funny Baha'i-inspired commercial can be appreciated by all world religions.


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Getting what he deserves... Moderation Town Ep 6


The big finale in which H8RAID is exposed. How will Moderation Town deal with the betrayal?


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Sex Tape Leaked! - Moderation Town Ep 5


Alex aims to increase the team's output with an in-house competition, a la Glengarry Glenross. Through some inner-squad, not-so-healthy-competition, Brad is declared the winner at the competition—only to be declared a loser a moment later for posting a very personal video in the process of going viral..


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Ghettosocks - Don't Turn Around (feat. Edgar Allen Floe) [OFFICIAL VIDEO]


"Don't Turn Around" by Ghettosocks featuring Edgar Allen Floe, off of Ghettosocks' album "Treat of the Day." (Beat Produced by Bix) Download this track: music.ghettosocks.com Treat of the Day: music.ghettosocks.com Get wise and check out www.ghettosocks.com for exclusive content. Video Produced in Co-operation with VideoFACT, a Foundation to Assist Canadian Talent, Supported by MuchMusic, Network. Video Produced & Directed by Pardis Parker for Flying Dish Productions


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Mimi Perrin "A bâtons rompus" = "Scrapple from the Apple" (Charlie Parker)


A bâtons rompus (Mimi Perrin) = Scrapple from the Apple (Charlie Parker) Theme: Charlie Parker = Mimi Perrin & Miles Davis = Claudine Barge Pendant le temps qu'les gars: n'sont pas là, pour parler prenons tout le temps qu'on pourra, tant qu'on est là toutes les deux, tenez, nous on parierait bien que nos malabars pintent au bar. Pendant le temps qu'les gars ne sont pas là, pour parler, prenons tout le temps qu'on pourra, tant qu'on est là, toutes les deux, tenez, nous on parierait bien qu'ils nous ramèneront la gueule de bois. Plus il y en a qui n'tiennent pas bien debout, on a de temps rien qu'pour nous, pire ou non il n'y en a pas. Oyez moi là j'vous l'dis, mais ne riez pas tant car il nous faudrait briller toutes les deux: c'est pas du tout cuit là sans nos gars. Pendant le temps qu'les gars ne sont pas là, pour parler, prenons tout le temps qu'on pourra, tant qu'on est là toutes les deux, tenez, nous on parierait bien que nos quatre malins n's'en font pas. Charlie Parker's alto sax solo = Mimi Perrin Pour le bonimenton n'craint pas de me demander, ben dites il ya de quoi car moi j'connais des tas d'bonnets d'là bande du midi, qui m'ont permis de donner le relais, de donner le relais. Quand j'y vais l'été il ya d'abord de quoi, rentrer riant, tout riant, tout riant, je voudrais m'y abonner. Parlez donc d'un bel atout le vrai bonheur est de pouvoir y aller là. Tout le temps ça t'étonnerait de voir qu'on n'parle pas d'ennuis, tout devient bonnard dans la vie. Car <b>...</b>


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Mir - What Goes Around Comes Around


Mir is one of the most innovative and melodic new groups to come out of Canada, with a unique, challenging, easily identifiable sound that makes them stand out clearly from the noise. What Goes Around Comes Around is the first single off Mir's latest EP, OK2GO!. Artist: Mir, www.mirwebsite.com...


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Moderation Town--Internet not Real World


Christian explains---in elaborate detail--the difference between the real world and the internet. Yikes.


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The Infidel, What makes a religious joke work?


SSP's Clare Vooght interviews Omid Djalili and David Baddiel at the premier of The Infidel about what makes a religious joke work. Also includes footage from Funniest Religious Joke runner-up, Imran Yusuf's entry to the competition.


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What Goes Around Comes Around


The first single from the new record OK2GO. Directed by Pardis Parker.


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BConnected Video Premiere Gala Teaser


Join Lynn Macmichael, President of BConnected at the video premiere gala at The Argyle in Halifax, NS September 29th 6-10pm! Proceeds from the 50/50 draw go to the Coalition for Kids. Come see the screening of the promotional video and network with BConnected members, sponsors, celebs and guests.


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Cougar dance


Hot drunk cougar looking for love.


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The Lady Vanishes: Margaret Lockwood, Michael Redgrave, Paul Lukas (1938 Movie)


DVD: www.amazon.com thefilmarchive.org The Lady Vanishes is a 1938 British thriller film directed by Alfred Hitchcock and adapted by Sidney Gilliat and Frank Launder from the 1936 novel The Wheel Spins by Ethel Lina White. It stars Margaret Lockwood, Michael Redgrave, Paul Lukas and Dame May Whitty, and features Cecil Parker, Linden Travers, Naunton Wayne, Basil Radford, Mary Clare, Googie Withers, Catherine Lacey and Sally Stewart. The Lady Vanishes is Hitchcock's penultimate film made in the UK before his move to Hollywood--1939's Jamaica Inn followed it. It was the great success of The Lady Vanishes, after a slump of three films that were not hits, that made it possible for Hitchcock to negotiate a very good deal to work in the States. A remake, also entitled The Lady Vanishes, was made in 1979. In Bandrika, a fictional country in an "uncivilised" region of immediately pre-World War II Central Europe, a motley group of travellers eager to return to England is delayed by an avalanche that has blocked the railway tracks. At night, a folk singer plays a tune al fresco that catches the attention of Miss Froy (May Whitty), an elderly lady who has worked some years abroad as a governess. The folk singer is suddenly silenced--apparently murdered. Among the train's passengers are Gilbert (Michael Redgrave), a young musicologist who has been studying the folk songs of the region, Iris (Margaret Lockwood), a young woman of independent means who has spent a holiday with some <b>...</b>


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Dragonball Z-Goku vs Frieza (AMV Dont watch if you hate rap music)


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Part 1 - Tom Swift in the Caves of Ice by Victor Appleton (Chs 1-11)


Part 1 (Chs 1-11). Book number 8 in the Tom Swift series. First published in 1911. Children's VideoBook with synchronized text, interactive transcript, and closed captions in multiple languages. Read by Mike Vendetti: goo.gl Playlist for: : www.youtube.com


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