Everybody Poops


download it here: www.audionautix.com Lyrics------------------------------------------------- WELL THE POPE TAKES A POOP AND THE PRESIDENT TOO AND THE FANCY PANTS BANKER IN HIS 3 PIECE SUIT THE BIG FAT GENERAL AND ALL OF HIS TROOPS THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS EVERYBODY POOPS. THE FAMOUS BRAIN SURGEON HAS TO LEAVE HIS LUMP AND THE HIGH PRICED MODEL HAS TO STOP FOR A DUMP A CAN THE SIZE OF CANADA CAN'T SPRAY AWAY THE TRUTH CAUSE EVEN IF THEY DON'T ADMIT IT EVERYBODY POOPS. EVERYBODY POOPS (EVERYBODY POOPS) EVERYBODY POOPS (POOPA POOPY DOO) SURE THINGS NUMBER MORE THAN TWO DEATH AND TAXES AND EVERYBODY POOPS!! SOMETIMES ITS EASY OTHER DAYS IT'S HARD BUT IF YOUR SYSTEM'S WORKIN' THANK YOUR LUCKY STARS NOBODY TALKS ABOUT IT NOT A WORD IS SAID. BUT IF YOU'RE NOT POOPIN' THEN IT MEANS YOU'RE PROB'LY DEAD. THE DESTITUE AND HOMELESS HAVE TO DO IT IT'S TRUE BUT EVEN ALL THE WEALTHY PEOPLE GOTTA MAKE DUE (doo) AND IF YOU LIVE LONG ENOUGH IT'S HAPPENIN' TO YOU SOONER OR LATER EVERYBODY POOPS! ©2009 Jason Shaw everybody poops,com everybody poops song everybody poops audionautix everyone poops song people pooping comedy songs everybody poops everybody poops,com poopy due


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Everyone Poops Trailer


Spike Jonze wastes no time adapting another 10 page childrens book into a film. Featuring Selena Lombardo, Justin Akin, Rob Stern, Anthony Batista and Grace Helbig. Written by the Landline. Shot by Cory Dross. Set design by Elaine Haswell Special Thanks to ActionPals. (www.actionpals.com)


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Magic Poop Collector


An amazing new device that picks up after your dog without any hassles. Dog feces is extremely dangerous to people even if you pick it up. A residue is left over and can cause blindness, liver damage and death. The Pootrap solves these problems once and for all. WWW.POOTRAPUSA.COM


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"Everybody Poops" - a bad lip reading of the Black Eyed Peas


Available on iTunes: itunes.apple.com Shirts now available at badlipreading.spreadshirt.com LYRICS Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop I can't think when i gotta poop Poop Poop Poop Poop (Poop!) Poop Poop No eye contact! I'll beat you down! 'Cause you know that that's not scary Hero! You'll never find a human that steals school supplies And if you do Let me know who (who) And I'll beat him down. I like to poop poop out the bad vibes That's right, I'm the best one. And when we do a show I always start with this And then usually around five I'll lay down and Then I poop poop poop on the floor! Piano. Everybody poops And if they don't they're an android And should be destroyed. I forgot to break the mirrors And the spaceship soared away Why not tell me they left? You gotta flush the toilet Yeah, see that's right Professional baby I'm gonna find a chicken fight Then gonna go poo poo Mama told me she wrote me a note She forgot that I'm a soft machine man Looks like we got a big mean dookie on deck And I hate those greenish potatoes with them soggy fish sticks! When I'm on the pot after working for hours Watch out down there When i'm dumping my log Everybody poops And if they don't they're an android And should be destroyed. I be regular, bitches Everybody poops And if they don't they're an android And should be destroyed. Yeah I'm going downtown Gotta get me some tissue Fergie used it all up 'Cause she got bowel issues Yeah, she ain't no android You can take my word I'm-IIII-I'm <b>...</b>


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Number Two: Target Women


Everybody poops. Except for women. Sarah Haskins explores how marketers reach out to women about some stiff issues. Watch More infoMania Thursdays at 11/10:00c on Current TV www.current.com www.infomaniafacebook.com VIEW more infoMania & SUBSCRIBE to the YouTube playlist here... http


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Horse poops on woman's head


Woman goes underneath a horse and gets pooped and dumped on.


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Youtube Poop: John Deadcorn


It's a little darker than my previous KotH poops. Hope ya'll like it =] Music: 0:10 = "L'alba dei morti viventi" by Goblin (Dawn of the Dead Soundtrack), 1:05 = "Gabbag" by Mark "TDK" Knight, 2:19 = "Blue Dobro" by Richard Myhill


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Everything Poops


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Bird Poops In Mouth


[The whole story: tinyurl.com ] Local news guy reports on the canadian brown finch overpopulation in town now. The birds don't like being called an infestation and let us know by totally dropping a deuce in dude's mouth! So funny!


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Poop Booth Prank


www.hahaha.com To the victims' astonishment, a confused blind man mistakes a photo booth for a bathroom and poops in it. Then he asks for some toilet paper. A presentation of the Just For Laughs Gags. The funny hidden camera pranks show for the whole family. Juste pour rire les gags, l??mission de cam?ra cach?e la plus comique de la t?l?!


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Pooping Dog Barbie FAIL Toys Doll Funny Video Review Video Michael Mozart of JeepersMedia


Funny Video: Barbie Pooping Dog, Barbie Fail Toys. It's Barbie and Tanner in this funny lol video Fail Toys Product Review Video . MY TWITTER www.twitter.com In This Funny Video, Barbie Dog Tanner Poops and Eats his Poops Again! The "Funniest Video Ever" by Funny FAIL Toys Video Reviewer Mike Mozart of JeepersMedia Jeepers Media. Just when you thought you had seen EVERY Funny version of the Barbie Doll, out Comes the Hilarious Barbie and Pooping Dog Tanner! It's Barbie with a Pooping Farting Diarrhea Dog, But what FUN , Barbie feeds the poops BACK to Tanner as Treats. Very Funny "Role Model Barbie" Certain to be a Rare Barbie Collectible in the future. If you Love Barbie, Then Watch this Funny Poop Filled video.I'll have another Funny video of the Barbie funny Peeing Cat on in a few days!! Mattel Makes the LMAO Pooping Dog Now!


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Youtube Poop: Hank of the Hill


My longest YTP yet! Enjoy :) **08/31/2010** Over 415000 views. Cool :D


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Polar Bear Poops Underwater (Original)


A surprise in the polar bear exhibit at the Pittsburgh Zoo


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Youtube Poop: Back Breakin' Bawbie


Not as deep or "story driven" as my other KotH poops. Just really random :P And if you don't understand the intro, just watch this: www.youtube.com


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Jerry


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Hippo Poops Underwater


Hippo poops while taking a swim.


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Whitest Kids U Know - Poop meeting


From "Whitest Kids U Know." Timmy decides to take poop out of his butt during a meeting and toss it in the trash.


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Youtube poop: Resident Evil 4 Deepercutt Edition


I been playing RE4 Wii Edition since Christmas, and I wanted to see if there were any RE4 poops on Youtube (Yes there are lots of them) and I saw a few and thought to myself... "I think I should poop this!" so I looked all over youtube to find all the cutscenes, gameplay videos, and death scenes to make this poop.


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Youtube Poop - Zelda: The King's Unreasonable Demands


Hyrule's perennial traitor, Duke Onkled, is up to his old tricks again, only this time the King is not in a forgiving mood. Will Duke Onkled get the mercy he seeks?


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Car Thief Poops His Pants.


A short story about a 16 year-old boy who broke into the wrong car. Enjoy. Read Story at: www.autoevolution.com


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Everybody Poos - Taro Gomi


One of my favorite children's books.


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Frog poop


frog poop.Every night some frog comes up on my back porch and leaves several poops. I have to be careful where I walk. I usually have to take my leaf blower and blow off the porch every couple of days. The worst thing is my little dog has developed quite a liking for the taste of frog poo. Ewwwwwwww!!!


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Youtube Poop: Scorpion's Ultimate Threesome Fatality!


It's been a while yes, after the events of Ohayocon and the crash of my computer I was able to finish this. It's one of my longer poops and also a remake/revision/redux of two of my older Mortal Kombat poops. I felt that they needed an update since the first one was made in Windows Movie Maker and the other one was made during my developing stages with Adobe. Again sorry for such a long wait, I'll get more done soon! Enjoy!


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Elephant poops on tourists


This is what happens when you trust an elephant!!


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Jennifer is a Party Pooper (7:12am)


Apparent, a Kolleage of me poops at parties. Follow Flula Hier! // www.twitter.com Like Flula Hier! // www.facebook.com Flula Shirts! // www.flulaborg.com


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Weird, True & Freaky- Cheetah Poops in Jeep


For more videos, visit animal.discovery.com When a cheetah jumps onto a Jeep for a better view, the zoologist inside never thought that this cat would hear the call of the wild, literally.


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DOG POOPS OUT BABY!


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Youtube Poop: He Touched Me Inappropriately


My first Youtube Poop video, I'll be making more of these soon, enjoy EDIT: Wow, 1 million views! I don't know what to say, I never thought one of my own Youtube Poops would have got as much views like this. I thank you guys for continued support on my work! :)


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Jimmy Poops in Public!


FIRST PART: bit.ly MY FACEBOOK: on.fb.me 2ND CHANNEL: bit.ly TWITTER: bit.ly This is the 2nd half of the video where Jimmy plays at the carnival. Favorite this video if you would like to see more public videos like this in the future! Shirts! www.districtlines.com Background Music: incompetech.com Beginning and Ending music by Mirrored Theory: www.youtube.com


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Ugly Christmas Sweater (That Poops!)


Reindeer on my sweater craps all over the place!


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Allie Poops in Lowes...what?!


Come shopping with Allie and Nutnfancy as we head into Lowes, my favorite hardware store, to get materials for a new TNP Barricade I built. Along the way we'll check in with Allie and see how she's recuperating and I share an embarrassing story with you. Shhhhhh, don't tell Mrs Nutnfancy. But we got work to do in preparation for future shoots hosted by TNP. Namely I need a 200 yard barricade that does not suck. I explain my design concept of it and give a little insight on how I do my projects. Allie, our female black lab, is pretty much guide dog level trained and socialized for these outings. You'll see her in action and interacting with the cool staff at Lowes. ///////////Music: Licensed from Jason Shaw


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Youtube Poop: THAT'S MY PURSE I DON'T KNOW U


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Youtube poop: Ackoo's Sexy Bedtime Stories


"SHUT UP, I'm trying to sleep!" lol this poop was made on a different computer so I didn't really have that many video clips, its very repetitive compared to my other poops, it feels more like a tennis round IMO! but I had alot of fun making this and I hope you all enjoy it too! :3


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Dog Poops on Field During Naturals Game


During a promotion called "Iams Adoptable Pet of the Game" where a local dog from a shelter is featured for adoption, the dog got loose while being escorted off the field.


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Look how dat boy mind me! Joby and Lonnie at the beach. *Original*


Lonnie shows how well his dog Joby "behaves" at the beach. Shitty dog. Ya'll come friend me at www.facebook.com/lonniestanks


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Youtube Poop: Improvement of the Home


Am I the only one who thought Al and Billy Mays were the same person? I mean it makes sense, he plays a home improvement guy on TV and endorses crappy home improvement products in commercials. Stupid Sony Vegas shrinks Snake's head when it renders.


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Bird Poops On Sleeping Man


www.hahaha.com Diarrhoea bird poops on a sleeping man right in front of our victims. When an old woman shows up, the victims advise her to sit elsewhere... and that's exactly where the bird decides to poop this time. Apresentation of the Just For Laughs Gags. The funny hidden camera pranks show for the whole family. Juste pour rire les gags, l'émission de caméra cachée la plus comique de la télé!


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Man Poops Outside of Ashton Kutcher's Office


On Friday, November 13, an unidentified man used the entrance of Katalyst as his own personal bathroom. This is the security camera footage of that event.


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Metal Gear Solid youtube poop #3


**READ** If you haven't seen my first 2 poops, you might wanna watch those first. Youtube poop#1 www.youtube.com Youtube poop #2 www.youtube.com Youtube poop #3.5 is finally out now!: www.youtube.com Okay... you might notice that this doesn't end as "gracefully" as my other YTP's. To be honest I was in a rush to finish towards the end, because I'm pretty sure I won't have an internet connection in a little while and I wanted to get it on youtube quickly. Originally the dance battle between Vamp and Raiden was supposed to be an all-out dance war with the entire cast of MGS, but there wasn't enough time. I'll continue that dance war later, in a full video dedicated to that bit. (I guarantee it will bring lulz.) WELL, enjoy. *edit* Oh, by the way, that dude at 00:46 is definitely NOT me or anyone I know personally. *shiver* If you want the MGS2 remix that plays during the Vamp/Raiden dance off, you're gonna have to ask Zalaband for that: www.youtube.com And the credit song is the "encounter" remix from the SSBB (super smash bros brawl) soundtrack. And YTP 3.5 is out. Go watch


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Everyone Poops


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SMBC Theater - James Poops


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Pooping cat is EXTREMELY LOUD!


This little black kitty makes a ton of noise when he eats, drinks, poops and sleeps. And Flaggle Claggle shlavinkk


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Larry King poops his pants!


Comedian/voice actor, Josh Robert Thompson ("Family Guy," "Yogi Bear"), plays Gov. Schwarzenegger in this sketch from "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson." Josh also puppeteers and voices of Craig Ferguson's robot co-host, Geoff Peterson. IMDB: www.imdb.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com OFFICIAL WEBSITE: www.joshrobertthompson.com TWITTER twitter.com Copyright 2010 CBS, Worldwide Pants Incorporated, Josh Robert Thompson, Inc.


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Youtube Poop: Mario and Luigi vs. Scatman D8


This is probably one of the weirdest poops you have ever seen. Scatman becomes the new ruler of the land and he wants to crucify Link. But the two plumbers will save him!


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The lost poops of the Deepercutt! D:


I haven't made a poop in a while due to all the homework I've been getting in school this year so I though I should post SOMETHING.... Now the order these poops go in are newest to oldest... The AVGN poop was made right before "This game is my fucking nightmare" and the pokemon poop was made before the second Teen Titans poop, the scene with luigi was actually the last scene I tried to work on in my unfinished Mario poop and the Brawl poop isn't actually unfinished. Unclechuck made a collab with all of the brawl cutscenes and that last poop was part of collab I joined, some of you may have seen it.


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Youtube Poop: Fresh Prince of Bethlehem (+2 Poops)


This poop includes rare products and walls of beer.


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