
The script, for those times when it's hard to hear: Climbin in yo' windows, snatchin' yo' people up, it's the Princeton University Band! [Band marches onto the field playing Princeton Forward March.] Hello Leopards, Look at your band, now back to us, now back at your band, now back to us. Sadly, your band isn't us, but if your band stopped using maroon-scented body wash and switched to plaid, they could smell like they're us. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a field with the band your band could smell like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two passes to that club you love. Look again, the passes are now diamonds! Anything is possible when your band smells like a tiger and not a leper. I'm on a field. Do-do do do do do-do do. Forming two tickets to that thing you love, the Band plays Any Way You Want It. [Band forms two tickets that turn into a diamond, plays "Any Way You Want It."] Antoine Dodson, of Bed Intruder fame, recently used the profits from selling his song on iTunes to purchase a new home that isn't in the projects, far away from people who are so dumb, who are really dumb, fo' real. The Band has discovered that many other YouTube stars have also used their notoriety and riches to change their lives for the better. • The little girl who cried over Justin Bieber founded a Build-A-Bieber workshop. • David After The Dentist penned his memoirs about the experience, which late became the movie Inception. • Susan Boyle didn't <b>...</b>
Princeton
University
Band
scramble
music
any
way
you
want
it
bad
romance
never
gonna
give
up
beat
The
Grey
Raven