
The rap that's sweeping the nation! Well...er...maybe. It's the Woodworking Rap! Just having a little fun. If you want to read the lyrics, here they are: *********************************************** The Woodworking Rap By Steve Ramsey You be chillin on your couch Lookin like a grouch. Got nothin to see On your phat HDTV. So you get up off your ass And decide to mow the grass. But your brain is feelin numb And youre lookin hella dumb! Its a chore, its a bore, What the hell is it all for? (You need something more) If you could you know you would You could be chillin like you should And maybe workin, workin Workin with your wood. Master carpenter on TV Makin it look easy. Hes the boss, hes the best, But this aint no freakin test! So get a simple mission, Make decisions with precision Get some lumber to transform and remember Abram aint the norm! What project should you pick? How bout a simple candlestick. Pick up a chunk of oak You know that oak it is the dope. Put it on a table Saw and flip the switch. How long should you make it? Doesnt matter, you can fake it. Whatever you decide, just remember It aint about the size. Head over to your router, No tool could be much louder. Let your bit do the trick And make the edges rounder. You put em both together Glue, a nail, whatever. Take a nail and drive it in, We can do it, we are men! If you could you know you would You could be chillin like you should And maybe workin, workin Workin with your wood. You may think that it aint <b>...</b>
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